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Flash drive recovered after years — Bitcoin wallet with $4M unlocked The user lost the drive during a move, found it much later in a damaged state, and brought it to specialists. They extracted the chip, rebuilt the data, and tested thousands of passwords using GPUs. The final balance: about $4M in BTC. CRYPTO JOKER ☝️ Bybit

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BTC faces the weakest November in six years Bitcoin’s market performance puts this month on course to become the worst November since 2018. And historically, a red November has always been followed by a red December. CRYPTO JOKER ☝️ Bybit

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Bitcoin’s Black Friday price evolution from 2010 to 2025 BTC climbed from $0.30 in 2010 to above $90K this year. Our infographic highlights the full 16-year Black Friday history and key milestones. CRYPTO JOKER ☝️ Bybit

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Market overheated as traders pile into BTC and ETH longs According to Coinglass, traders are aggressively opening long positions, creating a dangerous setup. A move to $81,500 on BTC could trigger ~$8B in liquidations, while ETH dropping to $2,690 may wipe out more than $4B. CRYPTO JOKER ☝️ Bybit

How Bitcoin’s price looked on Thanksgiving through the years. CRYPTO JOKER ☝️ Bybit

Buterin donates 128 ETH each to Session and SimpleX Buterin stressed that true privacy requires messenger accounts without phone numbers and full metadata protection. He praised Session and SimpleX for their progress and supported both with 128 ETH, urging developers to accelerate work on private communication technologies. CRYPTO JOKER ☝️ Bybit

Tether amasses 116 tonnes of gold, equal to major national reserves Tether’s gold position has reached 116 tonnes, matching countries like Hungary and South Korea, FT reports. Over the quarter, the company generated nearly 2% of worldwide demand and 12% of central bank buying. Its tokenized gold product XAUt has surged, with backing reserves expanding by more than 275,000 ounces in half a year. CRYPTO JOKER ☝️ Bybit

Historic move: Texas buys $10M worth of Bitcoin The state purchased BTC via BlackRock’s IBIT ETF at roughly $87 000 per Bitcoin. It marks the first-ever official state Bitcoin acquisition in the U.S. Texas intends to store and grow its BTC holdings independently going forward. CRYPTO JOKER ☝️ Bybit

Anonymous trader pockets $100 000 in minutes on a memecoin A trader bought 28.2M Vulgar Penguin at listing for 53.8 BNB ($46 300) on Binance Alpha. Later, they sold 27.2M tokens for $148 000 while holding 1M tokens (~$7 500). CRYPTO JOKER ☝️ Bybit

ʼCZ dismisses viral claim about Jackie Chan starring in Netflix film Social media pushed the idea that Jackie Chan had been cast as CZ in Crypto Kingpin. CZ responded: “How did this go viral? It’s false. I like Jackie Chan, but he’s 71. Let the man rest!” CRYPTO JOKER ☝️ Bybit

D.O.G.E.: Reuters story about closure is false D.O.G.E. stated that it has not been shut down and that the Reuters report is inaccurate. The department highlighted recent actions: 78 cancelled contracts and $335 million saved in one week. They said they will return shortly with their routine Friday update. CRYPTO JOKER ☝️ Bybit

Hayes expects BTC to range between $90k and $80k According to Arthur Hayes, improving liquidity signals — the upcoming end of QT and rising bank lending — point to a sideways market. He sees Bitcoin fluctuating within $90k–$80k and does not rule out a fast drop to the lower boundary, though he considers $80,000 solid support. Minor position building is acceptable, while major entries should be delayed until January. CRYPTO JOKER ☝️ Bybit

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US families file lawsuit accusing CZ of aiding Hamas payments Families of victims of the 2023 Hamas attack in Israel have sued Changpeng Zhao, FT reports. The lawsuit alleges that Binance under CZ’s leadership may have been used to transfer millions of dollars to the organization. Journalists emphasize that the case is civil, with claims based on presumed involvement of Binance in suspicious transfers. CRYPTO JOKER ☝️ Bybit

VanEck chief raises doubts about bitcoin’s technological durability Jan van Eck highlighted several structural risks: bitcoin’s exposure to future quantum attacks, its fully transparent ledger, and limits of current cryptographic protection. He added that VanEck could drop BTC entirely if the technology appears unsustainable. A number of early investors, he said, are shifting interest toward privacy-focused assets such as Zcash. The market, in his view, is responding to the coming quantum era, reduced on-chain activity after the halving, and increasing privacy demand. CRYPTO JOKER ☝️ Bybit

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