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D.O.G.E. dissolved ahead of time The White House has closed the Department of Government Efficiency (D.O.G.E.) eight months earlier than planned. Created under Trump and originally overseen by Elon Musk, the agency failed to publish any reports about its work. Media outlets report that the project had effectively collapsed inside the administration, and its supposed cost-saving achievements were never confirmed. Staff members have been moved to other government positions. CRYPTO JOKER ☝️ Bybit

Bitcoin is facing its weakest November since 2022 The ongoing decline makes this November the worst for BTC in three years, contrasting sharply with previous years’ stronger monthly performance. CRYPTO JOKER ☝️ Bybit

Bitcoin is facing its weakest November since 2022 The ongoing decline makes this November the worst for BTC in three years, contrasting sharply with previous years’ stronger monthly performance. CRYPTO JOKER ☝️ Bybit

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Fake crypto exchange exposed in Kyiv — over 30 EU citizens defrauded Scammers ran a call center with 20 operators who promised profits from crypto, stocks and “promising companies”. They installed special software to access victims’ devices and demonstrated fabricated gains. Losses include 8.2M UAH from just five victims. Authorities seized $1.4M, 5.8M UAH and €17,000. Three members of the group now face up to 12 years. CRYPTO JOKER ☝️ Bybit

Fake crypto exchange exposed in Kyiv — over 30 EU citizens defrauded Scammers ran a call center with 20 operators who promised profits from crypto, stocks and “promising companies”. They installed special software to access victims’ devices and demonstrated fabricated gains. Losses include 8.2M UAH from just five victims. Authorities seized $1.4M, 5.8M UAH and €17,000. Three members of the group now face up to 12 years.

BUG BOUNTY $500,000 FOR BETA TESTING QZINO📲 The project announced a whitelist for beta testing with perks for early users in the form of access to mining and a substantial reward for finding bugs. To join, go HERE, click "join beta" and fill out the form (watch the video). There is info that the whitelist will be given to all active participants of the mini APK, so try everything they offer HERE ❗️ I explained what this project is about here

Full liquidation: Machi Big Brother left with only $15k The trader’s account now shows $15,538 after losses exceeding $20.2 million. CRYPTO JOKER ☝️ Bybit

Where Bitcoin hurts the most: Bitwise highlights $84k and $73k Dragos notes that $84k corresponds to BlackRock’s average buy price, while $73k is MicroStrategy’s baseline. Reaching these areas may indicate the market is clearing out the cycle and approaching its eventual bottom. CRYPTO JOKER ☝️ Bybit

BTC falls under $87k amid $900M liquidations Longs took the biggest hit with $700M liquidated. In total, 231,346 traders saw their positions closed. Market cap dropped by $1.35T over the past 45 days. CRYPTO JOKER ☝️ Bybit

Bitmine’s Unrealized ETH Losses Hit $3.6B Tom Lee’s ETH investments at Bitmine have accumulated $3.6B in unrealized losses. With Ethereum hovering near $3,000 again, traders expect Lee to return soon with another $10k projection. CRYPTO JOKER ☝️ Bybit

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Nvidia Beats Estimates Across the Board — Markets React Nvidia posted stronger-than-expected earnings yet again. Highlights: • EPS: $1.30 (estimate $1.26) • Revenue: $57.01B • Guidance: $63.7–66.3B • Data center revenue: $51.2B The company notes that demand for compute is skyrocketing, with Blackwell fully sold out and cloud GPU capacity already reserved. Crypto markets are stabilizing, though the rebound is still mild. CRYPTO JOKER ☝️ Bybit

❗Exclusive from the Qzino chat: the project is preparing for the launch of a closed beta-test As far as I understand, a whitelist will be launched soon. There are few details yet, but the basic understanding is that to get access to the beta you need more QZI stars and farming points. There is still some time, don't delay ➡️ @qzino_official_bot For new users, using the promo code Topnetwork will give a spin for a free NFT and TON I described what this project is here

Quantum threat to Ethereum: Buterin’s outlook Buterin warned that Ethereum’s current cryptography could be compromised by quantum computers by 2028. He believes the base layer should remain stable, with innovation shifted to L2. He also noted that the industry has become dominated by memecoins, and quantum breakthroughs could crack existing security earlier than the market assumes. CRYPTO JOKER ☝️ Bybit

Wynn calls ZEC a Pump&Dump According to James Wynn, Zcash is being artificially inflated by influential promoters. Since October, the price has skyrocketed over 8×. Ironically, Wynn was liquidated around 50 times while warning others. He added that the AI market is in a dangerous bubble that could make the dot-com collapse look mild. CRYPTO JOKER ☝️ Bybit

Wynn calls ZEC a Pump&Dump According to James Wynn, Zcash is being artificially inflated by influential promoters. Since October, the price has skyrocketed over 8×. Ironically, Wynn was liquidated around 50 times while warning others. He added that the AI market is in a dangerous bubble that could make the dot-com collapse look mild.

Tokenized resort: Trump goes Web3 in the Maldives The Trump Organization, together with Dar Global, is developing Trump International Hotel Maldives, the first hotel project where the construction phase will be tokenized. Investors can purchase digital tokens representing ownership shares and earn during development. The property will feature 80 villas and full luxury-branded infrastructure. Launch is planned for late 2028. CRYPTO JOKER ☝️ Bybit

Japan scrambles jets, BTC drops A Chinese drone flying near Japan’s Yonaguni Island triggered an air response. Bitcoin slipped to around $92K, marking its lowest point since April 24. Someone please dial Trump — the man clearly has unfinished business with global chaos 😂 CRYPTO JOKER ☝️ Bybit