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🤡 CZ Reminds Everyone of the Boring Truth If you ever envied people who bought crypto cheap and survived multiple cycles remember what they did in moments like this. They didn’t call the bottom chase bounces or trade every candle they just endured pressure fear and boredom Turns out patience was the real alpha all along 👦

📊 Weekly Crypto Money Flows Stay Positive Last week digital asset investment products pulled in 864M dollars marking the third straight week of steady inflows. Bitcoin led with 522M Ethereum followed with 338M while Aave and Chainlink saw small inflows and Hyperliquid faced 14.1M in outflows Not explosive not bearish just capital quietly picking its favorites 🤡

🏆 Elon Musk Passes $600B Net Worth Forbes says Elon Musk is the first person ever worth over $600B. With SpaceX preparing for an IPO, a trillionaire era might be next From rockets to record books 🤙

☕️ What If Satoshi’s Wallet Gets Cracked People are discussing a wild scenario where quantum computers unlock early BTC wallets, even Satoshi’s. One model shows BTC dumping to $3 if 1M coins hit the market at once Not the end. Just maximum chaos ⚰️

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🥁 Circle Buys Interop Labs Circle is acquiring Interop Labs, including the team behind Axelar and its IP. Big move to strengthen cross-chain infrastructure Stablecoins going full interoperability mode 🕺

😞 Stop Laughing at Kids Who Believe in Santa Some adults are still waiting for alt season Hope is the strongest indicator 🧃

💥 Record Set for Solo Liquidations Since the October 10 market crash whale trader Machi Big Brother has been liquidated over 200 times losing a total of 22.88 million dollars. His wallet now holds just 53 178 Turns out even big brothers don’t survive leverage 💥

🪙 JPMorgan Launches Tokenized Money Market Fund on Ethereum JPMorgan just rolled out its first tokenized money market fund on Ethereum. Low-risk yield, on-chain, instant settlement and full transparency TradFi quietly moving to DeFi rails 🕺

🇻🇪 Stablecoins Become Venezuela’s Financial Backbone With the bolivar collapsing Venezuelans are turning to stablecoins as digital dollars for savings salaries family support and daily payments. Analysts say USDT and P2P transfers now replace banks as trust in local finance keeps fading Not a trade not an investment just money that actually works 🤙

🍷 LI. FI raised $29 million in an extended Series A round led by Multicoin Capital and CoinFund to support the development of its cross-chain bridge and DEX aggregation platform

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🚶‍♀️ Trump’s Son Goes Long Again An insider whale opened a $600M ETH long. Also holding $90M BTC and $33M SOL longs. Last time he traded this big was right before the October 10 crash Big bets big suspense 😥

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😲 Gate firing updates like CT’s notification panel is infinite: 🔼RAVE perps live - fresh leverage unlocked, volatility enjoyers assemble 🔼GUSD supply >200M - on-chain stablecoin quietly getting serious 🔼Gate US hits 32 licenses - now compliant across 43 states, paperwork maxed 🔼Launchpool frenzy - 4 pools live, APR screaming past 451% 🔼Europe expansion - Malta + MiCA = regulatory speedrun complete 🔼BTC outflows: 25,141 BTC - coins leaving CEXs, cold wallets warming up 🔼Points Airdrop #126 - claim 20 or 66 CYS, farmers still clocked in 🔼Futures Points Airdrop #42 - >$21 per user, faucet stays open 🔼Gate Web3 web upgrade - Noble + Allora mainnets fully supported 🔼Founder documentary drop - Dr. Han, frontline grind, long-term vision arc 🔼Token Crew Phase 2 - 2.4M DOGE referral pool, memes still paying rent Gate ships infrastructure. CT ships activity. Balance restored 🥂