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🤖 Telegram launches Cocoon — a decentralized network for secure and private AI computing The Confidential Compute Open Network (Cocoon) will let GPU owners earn TON tokens by processing developers’ AI workloads. 🎮 🚀 Telegram itself will be the first major user of the network and plans to promote Cocoon globally, strengthening the link between TON, AI, and Web3. Looks like Telegram is going all-in on the AI + crypto fusion 🔥

🚀 Robert Kiyosaki is calling for Bitcoin at $200K by the end of the year 📝 In his latest post, the Rich Dad Poor Dad author said BTC could double in price, pointing to growing investor demand and macro tailwinds. 👀 The broader backdrop looks supportive — especially after the positive outcome of U.S.–China talks, which eased market tensions. 📈 Bitcoin is already recovering from yesterday’s drop. Could a new ATH be next? 🥹

🇺🇸 The Fed cut rates by 0.25% to a range of 3.75–4%, but Powell’s tone was far from dovish 🫤 He hinted at a possible pause in December, said QT is nearly done, blamed the shutdown for uncertain data, and even mentioned that QE could return later — but insisted the current market “isn’t a real bubble.” 🧐 📉 Bitcoin instantly reacted, sliding to $110K — looks like Powell joined team bears today. 🇨🇳 Then came the Trump–Xi meeting, which ended twice as fast as planned and without a joint statement. BTC briefly dipped to $108K. 🙀 📈 Later, markets calmed down after reports that the U.S. will cut tariffs on Chinese goods to 47%, while China agreed to buy U.S. soybeans and keep rare-earth exports flowing for a year. 👀 Trump rated the meeting “12 out of 10,” while traders called it “better than feared.”

📈 For the first time ever, stablecoin transaction volume has surpassed crypto trading volume! 💵⚡️ This shift signals growing real-world adoption — from payments and settlements to everyday commerce. 🏪💳 At the same time, it boosts on-chain liquidity, showing that crypto is slowly moving from speculation to actual utility. 🌐

🇫🇷 France wants its own Bitcoin reserve — 420,000 BTC worth ~$48B. Eric Ciotti’s party (UDR) plans to propose a law to create a “national digital gold” reserve — about 2% of total BTC supply — to be accumulated over 7–8 years. 💰 The fund would grow through: 1️⃣ Mining with surplus nuclear & hydro energy ⚡️ 2️⃣ Holding confiscated BTC 💼 3️⃣ Daily government purchases of €15M via public savings programs (Livret A, LDDS) 🇫🇷 Goal: strengthen financial sovereignty and diversify France’s reserves.

🧬 Tick-tock, crypto… Quantum time is coming... ⏳ Researcher Charles Edwards warns that quantum tech could break Bitcoin’s encryption within 2 years — and he’s not alone: 🔴 Jameson Lopp (2024): 50% chance of a quantum breach in 4–9 years. 🔴 Pierre-Luc Daller-Demers (2025): 2–6 years to crack elliptic-curve cryptography. 🔴 McKinsey: “Q-Day” could arrive in 2–10 years. 🔴 Microsoft, IonQ & Meta: BTC could fall once machines hit ~2330 qubits — expected within 4 years. 🔴 US DoD (2025): crypto-breaking computers in ~3 years. Looks like Bitcoin might soon face its final boss fight — quantum edition. ⚔️💥

Програма ChatGPT сказала: 🤩 Altseason is coming… just not yet. According to CryptoQuant, the market is currently in a moderate phase — no signs of extreme overheating. 📊 Analysts believe the true altseason will hit near the end of the cycle, once we see a strong inflow of capital — just like in 2021. 💥 So don’t panic — there’s still plenty of room to run, especially for alts. ✊🚀

💰 Institutions are deep in crypto 👀 Bitwise shared a chart showing just how many major banks and financial giants are already involved in the crypto market and blockchain tech. 🏦💻 Still think they’ll let the industry collapse that easily? Yeah, sure… 🤭

The AASI (Active Address Sentiment Indicator) is flashing a potential Bitcoin bottom signal. 📉➡️📈 🔎 The metric tracks on-chain activity and sentiment among active BTC addresses — and current readings suggest that sellers may be exhausted. This could mark the calm before the next upward move. 🚀

📊 Trading volume on decentralized futures exchanges (DEX) surpassed $2 trillion in Q3 — a new milestone for on-chain derivatives. 🚀 The leaders of the race: Hyperliquid, Lighter, and Aster. Looks like DEXs are no longer just “alternatives” — they’re quietly eating into CEX territory. 💵🔗

💰 10x Research: Bitcoin may be too expensive for retail investors, and that could threaten the extension of the current bull cycle! 🙀 At ~$114K per BTC, analysts argue that diminishing returns and shrinking accessibility make it harder for new retail money to enter the market. 📉 While models like Stock-to-Flow predict $1M, 10x Research sees a more modest $125K top by year-end — questioning whether the “four-year cycle” idea still holds. 🤔 Meanwhile, institutions and “smart money” continue stacking BTC, while small investors are left watching from the sidelines. 🤷

After Ethereum switched to Proof-of-Stake, over 78% of new blocks once followed OFAC compliance rules, effectively censoring sanctioned addresses 🧐 Now that number has dropped to 37% — a major step toward restoring Ethereum’s neutrality. ⚖️ Looks like the network is slowly shaking off the “Big Brother” vibes and returning to its decentralized roots. 🚫👮‍♂️

Michael Saylor just bought 390 BTC for $43.4M at an average price of $111,053 each MicroStrategy now holds a staggering 640,808 BTC (~$73.9B). 💰 Saylor’s reasoning? Simple math and long-term conviction:

In 21 days, 95% of all Bitcoin will have been mined. By 2035 — 99%. After that, the world will fight over the last 1%.

🔨 Bitcoin mining companies are now earning significantly more than Bitcoin’s native yield would suggest. The reason: many miners have started redirecting part of their computing power to serve AI workloads. 🤖⚙️ This diversification helps offset shrinking crypto margins — and shows how tightly the mining and AI industries are beginning to intertwine.

Gold drops below $4,000 per ounce for the first time since October 12 🧐 Yesterday’s session closed at $3,981, and today the price has already slipped to $3,933. 📉 🔎Analysts had warned the asset was “overheated” — looks like the metal finally cooled off. Investors are locking in profits, and the gold rush might be taking a break. The only question is — just a correction, or the start of a downhill slide? 🤔

😵‍💫 A Fibonacci spiral perfectly aligned with Bitcoin halving cycles — each twist matching the rhythm of supply cuts and price surges. Call it math, destiny, or just beautiful chart art — but it really looks like Bitcoin was coded by nature itself ♾️