The Meme Times

😄The game has changed...

💰Korean Exchanges Paying Big on Fiat Deposits 🇰🇷Upbit, Bithumb & 3 more platforms have shelled out ₩120.26B (~$87M) in fiat deposit interest since July 2024. 📊The data came straight from Korea’s Financial Supervisory Service, revealed after a freedom of info request. ✔️Credit goes to lawmaker Heo Young, part of the National Assembly’s Political Affairs Committee. 🧾Yes, even fiat is getting yield—just not your bank’s kind.

🦈SharpLink Drops $1.69B on $ETH 💰SharpLink Gaming now holds a massive 438,017 ETH—worth $1.69B—after scooping up 77,210 ETH this weekend for $295M. 🏦They flexed Ethereum’s 24/7 uptime, saying “banks close, $ETH doesn’t,” before confirming the buy. ➡️145M $USDC was sent to Galaxy Digital, which then withdrew 38.6K $ETH from Binance and funneled it back to SharpLink. 📊Over 95% of their $ETH bag is staked or earning via liquid staking—overtaking Bitmine & even Coinbase. 👀Crypto Rover says this kind of buying screams institutional inflow—and tossed out a bold $10K $ETH target.

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👁️Divine Loans via Iris Scans & High Risk 🌍Divine Research is dishing out thousands of no-collateral loans globally—using iris scans via Worldcoin’s World ID instead of credit checks. 💸Most loans are under $1K and paid in USDC, targeting people in developing countries with little access to traditional banking. ✔️From fruit vendors to teachers, borrowers just need an internet connection—and their eyes. ⚠️But there’s a catch: default rates for first-timers hit 40%, so Divine leans on sky-high interest and token recovery to cover losses. 🚀Founder calls it “microfinance on steroids.” Most would call it crypto’s riskiest lending game.

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🕯️Hogan & Ozzy Pass—Memecoins Explode 💔Wrestling legend Hulk Hogan (71) and rock icon Ozzy Osbourne (76) have passed away this week, sparking global tributes. 📈Right after, degen mode kicked in—memecoins like Hulkmanaia (HULK) and The Mad Man (OZZY) pumped 122,000% and 16,800%. 🚨None of these tokens are official, raising red flags for scams or rug pulls. 📉An older Hogan memecoin also jumped—but it’s still nowhere near ATH. 🧼Just like clockwork, the celeb memecoin trend rolls on.

➡️Solana Co-Founder Calls Out "Digital Slop" 😎Anatoly Yakovenko just ruffled feathers by comparing memecoins and NFTs to “loot boxes” in mobile games. 🤯He said they’re mostly worthless—right after admitting they drive Solana’s growth (62% of dApp revenue in June came from memecoins). 🎨Critics clapped back, saying NFTs can hold real cultural value, like digital art—not just profit tools. 🐸Meanwhile, memecoin action keeps pumping on Solana via Pump.fun and PumpSwap… even as rivals like LetBonk rise. ⚡Hot take or honest critique? Either way, Solana’s still eating.

⭐Starting off the week with $BTC at $119k is good! Remember, just 3 months ago we were looking at $94k $BTC!

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🌴Crypto Tourism Coming to Rio? 🤝Bybit just teamed up with Tether to bring crypto deeper into Brazil. 💳They’re working with Visit Rio to let tourists pay for tours, shops, and services using USDT—with discounts and bonus rewards on the table. 📈Stablecoins are booming in Brazil—about 90% of crypto transactions involve them, mostly for cross-border moves. 🏦Tether (with $114B+ market cap) is doubling down on adoption and education in the region. 🌍Bybit’s also going big: launching Bybit Pay, a local card, and even rolling out Bybit TradFi—so users can trade crypto and traditional markets from one spot.

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⏰Will Stock Markets Go 24/7 Like Crypto? 📉Traditional exchanges are feeling the heat as crypto’s always-on model sets new standards. 🇬🇧The London Stock Exchange is exploring longer—or even 24/7—trading hours, per the FT. 🧠They're weighing the tech, commercial, and regulatory lift needed to make it happen. 🌍With crypto trading non-stop across time zones, legacy markets are starting to look outdated. 🕶Younger investors want real-time access, not just 9-to-5 action—and Wall Street is listening.

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📈Coinbase Launches Perpetual Futures Trading in the U.S. 🧾Coinbase now offers CFTC-regulated perpetual futures for BTC and ETH to eligible U.S. users. 💥Traders can access nano BTC-PERP and ETH-PERP with up to 10× leverage via Coinbase Financial Markets accounts. ⏳Unlike traditional futures, these contracts don’t expire monthly—they run for up to five years. 💸Fees start as low as 0.02%, boosting capital efficiency and exposure for experienced traders. 🌍This aligns the U.S. product with Coinbase’s global platform, where perpetuals drive ~90% of trading volume. ⚠️But heads up—leverage means higher risk. Coinbase reminds users to trade responsibly.

🇺🇸Telegram Drops TON Wallet for U.S. Users 💸Crypto just got native—Telegram is now rolling out its self-custodial TON Wallet to 87M users in the U.S. ✔️No extra apps. No logins. Just send, swap, stake, and manage crypto right inside your chats. 🪙Backed by the TON blockchain, the wallet supports stablecoins, tokens, swaps, and even lets you buy crypto with zero fees via MoonPay. 🔐Private keys stay yours—split-key backups link to your Telegram + email for smoother onboarding without sacrificing security. 🌍After 100M+ activations worldwide, this U.S. launch signals a bold move to rival Cash App and Coinbase—without becoming a bank. 🚀Telegram’s play? Make crypto as easy as messaging. And it's working.

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🚀Kaito Unveils Capital Launchpad: Crowdfunding Gets a Reputation Upgrade 🧠No more FOMO rush—Capital Launchpad allocates spots based on rep, region, on-chain creds, and long-term alignment. 🌍Projects must reveal key deets (valuation, raise goals, vesting) ahead of two launch phases. 📅KYC kicked off on July 22, powered by Persona for full compliance. 💰Fees? Sent back to the community via gKAITO. 🤝It’s crowdfunding with brains—designed for aligned backers, not just fastest fingers.