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😂 Ibiza’s “Final Boss” allegedly launched $BOSS on Solana… and it speedran the crypto lifecycle: 🚀 +2500% → 💎🙌 hype → 📉 -98% in record time. Whether Jack Kay was actually involved or not, one thing’s certain — the real boss fight in memecoins is against gravity. 🪂

🎩 Dogwifhat’s Legendary Pink Beanie Sells for $800K The original pink beanie worn by Achi — the Shiba Inu behind the Dogwifhat (WIF) memecoin — sold for 6.8 BTC (~$794K) on Bitcoin Ordinals marketplace Ord City. 🏆 Buyer: “Finn,” founder of Solana memecoin launchpad Bags, funded the bid partly with profits from the “BUY THE HAT” token, which pumped +700% in 24h. 📉 While the hat’s sale is iconic, it’s still far below the $4.3M fetched by the original Dogwifhat photo NFT in 2024.

🤣 Memecoin Degens Toss Toys, Get Tossed Themselves Crypto just can’t behave. Two men have been arrested after launching… ahem adult toys onto WNBA courts — all part of a viral stunt by none other than the Green Dildo Coin (yes, $DILDO) crew. 💚 Why green? According to “Daldo Raine,” the project's mastermind, it’s a nod to green candles on charts. Because what says “bullish” like flinging rubber at pro athletes? 📊 The goal? Dodge influencer fees and go viral — though the WNBA, understandably, isn’t amused. Charges include disorderly conduct and poor taste in PR. The group now promises “classier” pranks. What’s next? Glitter grenades at golf tournaments? 💣 💥 Meme season may be down bad, but the cringe is mooning.

🚀 Pump․Fun Launches “Glass Full Foundation” to Boost Top Meme Coins Pump․Fun has announced the Glass Full Foundation (GFF) — a new initiative aimed at accelerating the most vibrant and promising communities within its ecosystem. 🔹 GFF will inject significant liquidity into selected Solana-based tokens 🔹 The goal: to fuel the most active and “cult-like” communities 🔹 Several projects have already received support, with more to come The mission? Grow the Solana meme coin scene exponentially. 📈

Elon Just Grokked Bitcoin 😍 Elon Musk retweeted Coinbase’s post yesterday — and no, it wasn’t a Doge meme this time. 🐦 They used Grok, his AI brainchild, to animate the classic "Magic Internet Money" meme — featuring Bitcoin, of course. 🪄💸

🧢🐶 Peak Degen Energy: Dogwifhat’s Original Hat Hits 21 BTC! The original hat worn by the iconic Dogwifcoin meme dog is now up for auction — and the top bid has already hit a mind-blowing 21 BTC (~$2.4M)! 😱🔥 Absolutely legendary move — this isn’t just meme history, it’s pure degen art. Who needs NFTs when you can flex with the real-life hat that started it all? Respect to the bidder — you’ve just minted yourself a place in crypto culture. 🫡💰

🏀💤 Scotty Pippen Shills Solana in His Dreams (Again) NBA legend Scottie Pippen claims Satoshi Nakamoto visited him in a dream — again. This time? No BTC talk, just vibes and a shiny Solana #33 jersey in a mysterious box. 👕🔥 Last time Satoshi whispered about Bitcoin's rally in Nov 2024... and he was right. Now we’re wondering: is this a Solana prophecy or did Scottie just eat too many edibles before bed? 😅

Meme Coin Pain Level: MAX 🙀 A Solana trader bought $1,300 worth of $TROLL last year… then sold it hours later for peanuts because it didn’t pump. Fast forward to today — that bag would now be worth $36M 🫠. 🧑‍💻 Leland King Fawcette, the dev behind the coin, admits he dumped his supply early to “shill it to a KOL” — and forgot about it. Meanwhile, $TROLL skyrocketed +2,769,131%, turning into one of the top meme coins on Pump.fun. 🚀🔥 Fawcette: “No regrets, it was just another dumb meme coin.” 🤷 Bro, that’s a $36M “oops.” 😂

🐋 One unlucky whale just sold 1.25B $PUMP for $4.09M — but spent $5M to buy them during the sale. Congrats, that’s a $1M donation to the liquidity gods. 🙏📉 Sometimes it’s not “buy low, sell high”, it’s “buy hype, sell cope”. 🚀➡️

📱 Solana Seeker smartphones are shipping in just a few days! Solana Mobile announced deliveries to 50+ countries, with 150,000+ pre-orders already placed. 🚢 Alongside the launch, they’re rolling out the $SKR token — powering apps, incentives, and governance within the Seeker ecosystem. 🔗

📊 Base flips Solana in daily token launches! Coinbase’s Layer 2 Base now mints more new tokens per day than Solana, thanks to the integration of Zora and Farcaster into the revamped Base App. 🧐 On July 27, Base hit 54,341 new tokens vs. Solana’s 25,460. However, Solana still leads in trading volume. Zora’s “tokenized posts” (auto-minting ERC-20s with 1B supply per post) and Farcaster’s decentralized social sharing are driving this token surge. 🚀 As of August 2, 64.6% of all token launches on Base & Solana were Zora posts! Memecoins? Nah, now even tweets are tokens. 🧵➡️💰

🤯 Lil Tay made $1M in just 3 hours by launching an OnlyFans right after turning 18! 🔞 Meanwhile, we’re here trading shitcoins, praying not to get rugged, analyzing charts like it’s rocket science… and she just speedran life. 🎮💸 Meanwhile, we’re out here discussing “liquidity pools” and “on-chain data”. Wrong meta, folks. 🤷

🐶🇺🇸 Elon Musk promised to save the U.S. $2 trillion by cutting government spending... but his DOGE program accidentally burned $21.7 billion in just 6 months! 😁 Turns out: 🔸 $14.8B went to paying “fired-but-still-working” officials 💤 🔸 $6B for laid-off employees... who are on vacation ✈️ 🔸 $263M lost by freezing government loans 🧊 🔸 The rest? Bureaucratic circus: reports, relocations, and failed “efficiency” projects 🎪 So much for “cost-cutting”, huh? 😂

Wall Street, You Good? A high school kid from rural Oklahoma just let ChatGPT run wild with $100 — and now his AI trading bot is smashing the Russell 2000 with a +23.8% return in 4 weeks. Meanwhile, pro hedge funds are still arguing over their Excel formulas. 📊 Nathan Smith’s “let ChatGPT do everything” bot picks micro-caps, sizes positions, sets stop-losses, and even ghosted a 50% gainer without blinking. No diamond hands, just cold AI logic. 🤖 His system is open-source, runs on Python (no shady ads here), and even has a Sharpe ratio that gives Wall Street interns nightmares. 🙀 Meanwhile, Nathan’s juggling this with his ACT prep and AP Psychology. Wall Street bots — it’s time to watch your backs, there's a teenager coming for your jobs. 🧑‍💻📈

🐶 Whales Buy 310M DOGE — $1 Target Back in Sight? Over the past 24 hours, Dogecoin whales accumulated 310M DOGE, igniting speculation of a massive rally. Analysts note a bullish breakout from a falling flag pattern, with technical indicators hinting at a +200% move ahead. 🧐 🔮 Javon Marks predicts a potential surge to $1.42–$2.11, based on repeating historical patterns. 📰 Meanwhile, ETF approval odds for Dogecoin in 2025 have jumped to 75%, adding fuel to the hype. With rising volumes and whale activity, DOGE’s push to $1 before year-end is back on the radar. 🤔

📉 Pump․Fun Isn’t Pumping Anymore… Memecoin trading on Pump․Fun has slowed down so much, you can hear crickets — daily profits just hit a new low of $293K, the weakest since Sept 2024. 👀 Meanwhile, PUMP token itself is down 65% since listing. Looks like the only thing it’s “pumping” now is hopium. 🤷 Even the memes are asking for a bailout. 🐸

🤣 Anatoly Yakovenko, founder of Solana (yes, the very chain that made millions of shitcoins possible 😁), dropped a gem:

“I’ve said this for years — memecoins and NFTs are digital slop, like mobile game loot boxes. No intrinsic value. Yet people spend $150B a year on mobile games.”

Basically: “I built the casino, but hey… I never said the chips are gold!” 🎰

🤣 Elon Musk Resurrects Vine, Crypto Bros Resurrect Vine Coin! Elon said: “We’re bringing back Vine… but with AI.” — and the crypto degens heard only one thing: PUMP THE MEMECOIN! 🚀😁 $VINE — a token that crashed 92% earlier this year — instantly mooned again, doubling in price… despite zero confirmation it’ll ever be used in the app. 🧐 Classic crypto logic: AI video? → Must buy meme coin! Meanwhile, Yusupov just reposts old tweets and watches the chart like: 🫣 Musk fans be like: “Bro, trust me, it’s utility.” 😉

How to Lose 50% Before Breakfast An early investor in Pump.Fun dreamed of a Binance listing for $PUMP… but Binance had other plans. 👀 So, our hero decided to move his 2,000,000,000 PUMP to Bybit where trading is live. Spoiler: by the time he finished transferring, PUMP dumped over 50%. 🤷 Unlucky for the poor guy...

🇺🇸🧢 TrumpCoin now on Tron! Meme magic at work: TRUMP — the coin launched by the Donald in January — just bridged to Tron via LayerZero. Justin Sun: “I’m Trump’s #1 fan and a proud TRUMP whale.” Eric Trump: “Tron is the future, and Justin is basically crypto’s George Washington.”😁 Market reality? TRUMP is -80% from ATH, but who cares — memes are eternal. 🤷 Welcome to the blockchain bromance saga. 🐘🔗