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Strategy → Tragedy? Crypto Twitter Thinks So 👀 With the market correction hitting hard, crypto folks are already joking that Strategy might need a quick rebrand to Tragedy. 🙈

📉 Bitcoin Just Did a Vertical Dive to $82,000! The market decided to play another round of “who blinks first.” 👀 Bitcoin suddenly plunged to $82K, accelerating an already shaky sell-off. Liquidations are now close to $2 billion, with $1.8 billion in longs wiped out like a crypto-tsunami. 🌊

📊 New Season of the AI Trading Tournament The battle of trading bots is back! ⚔️ Last season, Chinese AI models took the crown with the strongest profitability. 🕰 This time, early leadership surprisingly goes to Gemini — the same model that nearly wiped its deposit in Season 1. Maybe it finally learned something… or maybe we’re in for another spectacular meltdown. 👀

🇮🇳 India Prepares Its Own Rupee-Backed Stablecoin: ARC 🚀 India is getting ready to launch ARC, a fully backed rupee-pegged stablecoin designed to work alongside the RBI’s digital rupee in a strict two-tier system. The plan is simple: ▪️Stop liquidity from flowing into dollar stablecoins ▪️Keep capital and innovation inside the country ▪️Boost demand for government bonds through secure, regulated backing If all goes according to plan, ARC will debut in Q1 2026, marking India’s first major step into a sovereign-controlled stablecoin ecosystem.

😱Gana Payment Just Went to Zero Rough morning for Gana Payment: the project was hit by a $3.1M exploit, with attackers draining BNB from the protocol and quickly washing it through Tornado Cash. 🥷 📉 The token didn’t survive the blow — it instantly collapsed almost zero. Not the kind of “reset” holders were hoping for today… 🤷

🐂 All-in Mode Activated Оne mysterious whale just went full degen mode: an unknown wallet snapped up over 10,000 BTC — nearly $1 billion worth. 🤯 Looks like someone decided it’s go big or go home. 👀 When retail panics, whales… simply buy the dip. 🐳💰

📊 Alts Showing Unexpected Strength vs. Bitcoin — Glassnode Despite last week’s market dip, altcoins suddenly decided to hit the gym. 💪 🔎 Glassnode reports that most alt sectors outperformed BTC, showing unusual relative strength while Bitcoin dragged its feet. This is some kind of twisted alt-season, but it’s all we’ve got 😁, with alts holding up better than the king itself. 👀🔥

📉 BlackRock Bitcoin ETF Hits Record Outflow BlackRock’s iShares Bitcoin Trust (IBIT) saw its largest single-day outflow since its January 2024 launch, with $523M withdrawn on Nov 19, surpassing last week’s $463M. The fund remains the world’s largest spot BTC ETF, holding around $73B in assets. 💰 Sustained outflows since late October have totaled $2.19B for November so far. When investors redeem ETF shares, managers must sell the equivalent amount of underlying Bitcoin, creating additional market pressure. 😬💸

📉 Saylor be like: “BTC -90%? Still buying.” 💎 Michael Saylor is in full diamond hands mode. In a Fox Business interview, he stated that Strategy can comfortably survive an 80–90% Bitcoin crash and keep operating as if nothing happened. Key points: • Strategy holds 649,870 BTC, purchased since 2020 for $48.37B at an average of $74,433 per BTC. • Saylor claims BTC volatility is dropping — from 80% in 2020 to ~50% now, and expected to decrease further as institutional investors arrive. • Expected BTC returns still outperform the S&P 500, according to him. • MSTR shares have dropped over 40% since BTC’s all-time high, but the company keeps buying daily, using various types of shares. Saylor: “We are not selling. We bought every day last week.” Classic diamond hands. 💼🧱🚀

⚠️ Quantum computers may break Ethereum before the 2028 US elections 🤓 Vitalik Buterin says the Ethereum base layer should “ossify” — becoming stable and nearly unchangeable to avoid bugs and keep the network predictable as it secures hundreds of billions. Key points: • Innovation should move to L2, while L1 becomes a stable settlement and security layer. • The early “experimental spirit” is fading — memecoins and copy-paste trends dominate the space. • Elliptic curve cryptography will eventually die, and quantum computers could break today’s cryptographic model before 2028. • Ethereum has ~4 years to migrate to quantum-resistant protection.

😳 Is Bitcoin About to Drop to $87.5K? 🔎 CryptoQuant analysts predict a further correction toward $87,500, citing their Bitcoin Composite Index, which has now fallen below 0.75 — a signal that historically points to deeper pullbacks. 📉 Looks like a quick bounce back to $100K isn’t on the horizon just yet 😢

🚫 Global Internet Outage Triggered by Major Cloudflare Failure 😶‍🌫️ A massive Cloudflare outage — the company powering a huge share of global internet infrastructure (CDN, DNS, traffic routing, security) — caused worldwide disruptions. Social networks, online games, and major services like Twitter, Spotify, OpenAI, and even AWS went offline simultaneously. 🤷 Cloudflare reports that services are gradually recovering, but many platforms remain unstable depending on region and load. The internet just reminded us how centralized it really is. 🤔

⛏️ 95% of All Bitcoin Has Been Mined Miners have officially extracted 19.95M BTC — that’s 95% of the total 21M supply set by Satoshi. 💰 After the April 2024 halving, block rewards dropped from 6.25 to 3.125 BTC, reducing daily issuance from 900 → 450 BTC. 📉 Even though almost all coins are already in circulation, the remaining 5% will take over a century to mine — until 2140. 🙀 Bitcoin is gradually shifting to a fee-driven economy, where user transaction fees help maintain hash rate and network security. Mining difficulty meanwhile sits at a record 152.27T. 👨‍💻

CryptoQuant’s Head of Research, Julio Moreno, believes we’re already in a bear market and warns traders to stay cautious about signals hinting at the end of the correction. 😥 Interestingly, his view sharply contrasts with that of CryptoQuant CEO Ki Young Ju, who argues that the current dip is just a rotation among long-term BTC holders, not the start of a new bearish cycle. 🧐 Two experts — two opposite outlooks. Which one do you believe? 👀

🗽 Donald Trump stated that $2,000 tariff dividends will be sent to Americans by mid-2026. 🙀 Will the bear market last another six months? 👀

😨 Extreme fear on the market — Fear & Greed Index drops to 11 📉Bitcoin has fallen below $90,000, triggering full-blown panic across the market. 🇸🇻 But while retail is trembling, El Salvador is buying the dip again: the government purchased 1,090 BTC (~$100M) in addition to its ongoing daily 1 BTC buys. When fear hits 11, some run — others accumulate. 👏

📥 Strategy (ex-MicroStrategy) keeps buying BTC — and a lot of it Strategy reported purchasing 8,178 BTC between Nov 10–16 for $835.6M, with an average price of $102,171. 💰 As of Nov 16, the company holds 649,870 BTC — about 3% of the entire supply. Since 2020, Strategy has spent $48.37B on Bitcoin at an average of $74,433 per coin. Michael Saylor dismissed rumors of BTC selling — sparked by the company moving funds to new wallets — saying they were false and that Strategy was actually buying coins every single day last week.

🚀 Bitcoin to $220K in 45 days? 🧠 Yang Hun Kim — who claims to have the highest IQ in the world — predicts that BTC will reach $220,000 within the next 45 days. He also pledged to donate 100% of his Bitcoin profits to charity, planning to build churches for Jesus Christ in every nation: "For with God nothing shall be impossible." (Luke 1:37) 😇

📈 Positive vibes from the CryptoQuant CEO Ki Young Ju believes the current correction is simply a rotation between long-term holders. Old holders are selling BTC to traders who — surprisingly — are also likely to hold it long term. 💰🐳 👀 In his view, the classic cycle theory doesn’t work as long as funds and companies continue injecting liquidity into the market. So… does this mean we’re still in a bull market? 🤔

🔍 Interesting fact: Bitcoin has dropped 35% from its October peak, yet it’s now trading roughly at the same levels as it started 2025. 👀