Memecoin daily

In the past week, almost 300,000 new tokens popped up on Solana — and yes, most of them are memes 🧐 Somewhere out there, a whale is thinking: “Do I really need another Doge-but-with-socks coin?” 🐶🧦

🔞 Streamer goes all-in on Kanye’s YZY… and watches 50% of his savings vanish live on stream 🙀 Advyth thought he’d ride the Yeezy wave 🌊 — instead he got a front-row seat to the YZY crash show. 🤷

🎤 What’s up with Kanye’s shitcoin? Yesterday Kanye West officially dropped his memecoin YZY on Solana — and suddenly half of crypto Twitter realized they’d been hodling the wrong Yeezy. 😁 👟 “Yeezy Coin” and even the cursed Swasticoin — which people thought were Kanye-linked — nuked to zero. 📉 Investors confessed they’d been “emotionally exploited” for 6 months (bro… welcome to crypto). Meanwhile, YZY hit a $3B cap in 40 minutes before dumping -70% to $0.66. Some still scream “scam,” others think Kanye’s team launched 25 tokens and RNG decided which one’s “real.” 🎰 In crypto, even Kanye can’t save you from buying the wrong coin. 😳

🇫🇮 Finnish miners found the ultimate side hustle: using ASIC heat to cook beef jerky 🥩 😁 Who needs passive income when you can have medium income, well-done? 🔥 Forget “Bitcoin to $1M by 2030” — these guys are literally eating their profits today! 🐂💸

Scam token LIBRA makes a comeback! After months in deep freeze, a U.S. judge just unfroze $57.6M in USDC tied to the infamous meme coin that once had the blessing of Argentina’s President Javier Milei. 🇦🇷 The same LIBRA that hit a $1.17B market cap… before crashing 97% in one day. Now, thanks to good behavior in court, the team behind it can touch their millions again. The judge even said she’s “skeptical” the lawsuit will succeed. 🧐 And traders? LIBRA pumped +104% on the news. Because nothing says “sound investment” like a courtroom drama and a presidential meme endorsement. 😂

Kanye West seems to really believe in his project 👀 🔎 On-chain data shows he just dropped 30M YZY tokens ($33.81M) into a liquidity pool with a price range of $3.17–$4.49. That means Ye only starts making money once YZY climbs above $3.17, and if it ever breaks $4.49 — boom, he’s cashed out completely. The problem? Right now the token is chilling at $1.10 😂 Source: Solana Floor

Kanye drops a memecoin on Solana… and suddenly the chain hits a record 2,308 TPS. 😂 Forget stress tests, just unleash Ye and the blockchain starts rapping transactions faster than his lyrics. 🎤⚡️ So yeah, Solana’s true scaling solution = celebrity coins. 🚀

🤑 Breaking: a freshly launched memecoin factory called Heaven on Solana just beat Ethereum in daily revenue! Yes, ETH—the OG smart contract king—out-earned by a Solana meme casino. 😂 So why build the future of finance when you can print dog coins in Heaven? 🚀🐶

👀 Kanye couldn’t resist—he dropped his own Solana token YZY! Market cap? A casual $1.2B already 🤯. Token address even looks like it was typed during a rap freestyle. 🎤 DrZ26cKJDksVRWib3DVVsjo9eeXccc7hKhDJviiYEEZY Of course, the comments under his launch post are pure crypto poetry: “Cool, but when’s the rugpull?” 🕯😂 Seems the only utility so far is testing how fast degens can FOMO into celebrity coins. 🚀👉💸

😂 Luck comes in small packages! A golfer snagged $910k at the BMW Championship thanks to… a fly 🪰. Imagine if that fly landed on my altcoins—maybe it’d turn $10 into $910k too! 💸🤣 Crypto luck, anyone?

😬 Crypto comedy of the day: “Trading genius” buys $YZY meme coin for 4,216 SOL ($768k)… 4 hours later sells for 328 SOL ($58k)! Boom—$710,000 gone faster than your patience in a rugpull. 💸🐸 Maybe next time he’ll try Monopoly money instead?

Thumzup Media is buying Dogehash Technologies, the Dogecoin & Litecoin mining pros 🔨 They’ll pile up DOGE reserves and play with DeFi in DogeOS to squeeze extra returns—basically turning Dogecoin into their piggy bank 🐶💰. Oh, and yes, Donald Trump Jr. is on board, probably tweeting about it later. From social media to crypto mining—what could possibly go wrong? 😅

🐸 Pump.fun is back in action? 📊 The Solana-based memecoin launchpad has logged $13.4M in revenue over the past 7 days — its best weekly performance in the last 6 months. That’s three weeks of growth in a row, showing the memecoin casino still has plenty of gamblers lining up 🎰🚀

🥃 Whisky on the rocks… of Avalanche 🧊⛰ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Scotland’s legendary distillery Bowmore is dropping NFT-backed whisky bottles on Avalanche. Each bottle gets an NFC tag + NFT — proof you’re classy and degen. 🍾 Collector’s Edition: 30-year-old whisky ($5,500) + fancy glassware + meet-up with Ava Labs’ founder. Only 8 NFTs — rarer than your friend who actually HODLs. 🌅 Dawn of Corn-geddon: 12-year-old whisky ($180), 150 bottles. Perfect for those who missed Bitcoin at $180. 📅 Launching Sept 30 at TOKEN2049 Singapore. Because nothing says “responsible investment” like turning your portfolio into a bar cabinet 🥂🚀

🔥 Zora shakes up token launches on Base — is Solana’s crown wobbling? 👑 Coinbase’s July 16 rebrand to the Base App triggered a SocialFi frenzy, with Zora letting users mint and trade posts like Pokémon cards for the clout economy. Token launches on Base exploded from 7.5K to 38K daily — briefly dunking on Solana’s Pump.fun and LetsBonk. 👀 💡 The plot twist? 99% of Zora tokens have about as much liquidity as a desert cactus 🌵 — just like most Solana memecoins. Still, Base hit 959 TPS during peak chaos, proving it can move fast when the memes demand it. ⚡️ Solana’s still king in users, transactions, liquidity, and DeFi muscles — and it’s strapping on Firedancer for a possible 1M TPS, because why not? For now, Zora’s hype is reeling in top influencers — even the “Solana guy.” But if they can’t turn memes into money, this might just be another season of Keeping Up with the Blockchains. 📺

🃏 From Pump.fun dev to Jail.notfun 🎯 🧑‍💻 Ex-senior developer Jarett Dunn finally admitted he stole $2M in Solana from Pump.fun — after a year of “I’m guilty… wait, I’m not… okay, I am.” 🏹 He sent the loot to random wallets (aka “Robin Hood with no plan”), broke bail because Liverpool was “quieter,” and now waits in a London cell for sentencing. Meanwhile, Pump.fun shrugged, made $2.28M in a day, and launched Fartcoin 🚀 Crime doesn’t pay… but meme coins do. 😏

😐 While BTC and ETH are still recovering from yesterday’s dump, someone just dropped 135 ETH (~$606K) on… a picture of a rock. 🪨 Either this person has too much ETH, really loves geology, or is secretly starting the Altseason by investing in solid assets. 😁

The memecoin market is back, ballooning 14% in a week to $82B! 🚀 This is proof that investors will buy anything if Bitcoin behaves and the Fed hints at rate cuts. From DOGE to Trump-themed tokens, the casino is open, and everyone’s feeling lucky. 🤞🍀 🔎 Analysts warn it’s still “early,” which in memecoin terms means: there’s time to get in before the inevitable “haha… oh no” moment. Remember: these coins have the stability of a squirrel on espresso — fun while it lasts, but don’t get too comfy. 🐿💸

🇦🇷 Argentina is on a crypto goose chase — and the goose is missing Authorities can’t track down “Julian Pe,” the elusive CEO of KIP Protocol and a key player in the Libra memecoin hyped by President Javier Milei. ❌🕵️‍♂️ Interpol Singapore says they’ve never heard of him, migration records show no trace, and rumors suggest he might go by a Chinese name to keep things spicy. 🤷 Pe, who once met Milei to pitch AI+Web3 tech for Argentina, is now in the DOJ’s sights over Libra’s allegedly shady marketing. In May, $58M in USDC linked to the project was frozen. 🥶 In crypto, sometimes your dev is just… a ghost. 👻

😎 Even meme coins are getting their “Wall Street moment”! 🐶 Safety Shot just announced they’ll stash $25M in $BONK — proving that in 2025, even corporate treasuries aren’t safe from dog pics and wagging tails. Next stop: quarterly earnings measured in barks per share. 😁