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🧴 Coinbase just launched… a skincare lotion?! Meet “Diamond Hand” — the first moisturizer designed for traders who refuse to sell, even when their portfolio is crying 😂 According to Coinbase, one pump of this magic cream instantly reduces: • paper-hand syndrome • urge to panic-sell • wrinkles caused by watching charts at 3 AM Rumor has it the lotion only works if you hold your coins for at least one full market cycle. Side effects may include overconfidence and shouting “HODL!” in public 🤣 Crypto skincare era officially unlocked. Next stop: SPF 1000 for those who got burned in the last bull run 🌞🚀

🔮 A crypto trader turned $24 into nearly $30,000 on Polymarket by repeatedly betting on short-term Bitcoin price swings! 🙀 He nailed 11 consecutive predictions, correctly guessing the exact day and hour where BTC would land each time — an extremely rare streak of accuracy. 🎱 Sometimes the real degen stories sound like fiction 💪

🇺🇸 Trump just launched his own vodka ✊ All we need now is Biden to release his signature burgers — and dinner is officially served 🗽😁

👀 Are memecoins finished? 🔎 Fresh data shows that meme-token trading volume on Solana DEXs has plunged to just 5%. It seems traders have finally run out of enthusiasm — or simply don’t want to YOLO their deposits into the next batch of questionable “gemz.” 🙃

💰 A cartoon could’ve helped you buy BTC 10 years ago In Episode 11 of Family Guy Season 14, Peter Griffin jokingly suggested investing in Bitcoin to save the family budget. The episode aired on January 10, 2016, when BTC was trading around $440. In the scene, Lois worries about their shrinking savings, and Peter simply replies: “Bitcoin!” — while admitting he has no idea what it actually is. 🤷 A funny reminder that even mainstream TV was hinting at BTC long before most people paid attention 😅📺🚀

🤖 AI revolution, they said… Build your own models, they said… Fresh research shows that 73% of AI startups aren’t actually building any AI at all. 🧐 Yep — behind all those “we created a breakthrough model” slogans… are API calls to ChatGPT, Claude or lightly-repainted open-source checkpoints. 😅 Basically, half the market is just: “Our proprietary AI system™”→ import openai Investors: 💸 Founders: 🧘 Actual AI work: 🫠 Looks like the real intelligence was the marketing we made along the way. 🤷

🚨 $PUMP: Co-founder Missing? FUD Intensifies 👂Rumors are spreading (X) that Pump․Fun co-founder Alon Cohen has disappeared or fled the US, sparking fresh fears of a potential scam. The team has been silent for over a week — no updates, no PUMP buybacks. 👀 Project metrics are sinking: revenues down ~50% in a week, and $PUMP is back to July lows. 📉 The drama escalated after reports of $436M in USDC leaving the reserves toward Kraken → Circle, raising eyebrows. Co-founder Sapijiju denies any wrongdoing, claiming the transfers were just treasury management of PUMP’s ICO funds. His explanation triggered mixed reactions: some see contradictions, others are simply relieved the team finally responded. 🤷 Earlier rumors even suggested Cohen was arrested in Spain — maybe there is something behind all this smoke? 🚬

🍿 Hollywood, slow down — crypto Twitter has already cast Jackie Chan as CZ in Netflix’s upcoming biopic “Crypto Kingpin.” The only problem? CZ himself says the rumor is pure fiction — and reminds everyone that Jackie Chan is 71. 😁

«Give the dude a break!» 🤣

So no high-flying kung-fu fight scenes in Binance HQ… at least not yet. Crypto Twitter, you really never miss. 🚀😅

😂 D.O.G.E. fights back! Reports about the shutdown of the Department of Government Efficiency turned out to be… fake news — at least according to DOGE itself. The agency claims it’s alive, efficient, and definitely not dissolved, saying that “just last week” they cancelled 78 wasteful contracts and saved taxpayers $335M. 😁 So either DOGE is working harder than ever… or it just refuses to be put down like the real DOGE coin 😅

🤑 Someone just speed-ran their way into a six-figure win on the #恶俗企鹅 (Vulgar Penguin) memecoin! A trader aped in during the Binance Alpha listing, spending 53.8 BNB ($46.3k) for 28.2M penguins. Thirty minutes later — boom — he dumped 27.2M of them for $148k USDT, keeping another 1M as a souvenir (worth ~$7.5k). So, in crypto, even penguins can fly… as long as liquidity is deep enough 🐧💸

🥶 Tether Gold just dropped one of the most dramatic ads ever A rugged warrior in furs drags a sled full of gold across frozen wastelands, fights storms, nearly dies delivering the bars to a bank… 🛷🏦 Only for the banker to shrug and say: “Bro, you could’ve just used XAU₮.” 😂 According to the ad, hauling gold through blizzards is so last century — tokenized gold is instant, portable, and no storage drama. Tether Gold: making medieval quests optional. And yes, the video is actually pretty awesome 😄

🇺🇸 The White House Just “Rug Pulled” Its Own D.O.G.E. Department 😁 Turns out the Department of Government Efficiency (yes, D.O.G.E.) has been quietly shut down — eight months before its mandate expired. No announcement, no farewell party, not even a meme. The whole thing just… vanished. 👀 Its functions were silently moved to the OPM, proving once again that in Washington, even efficiency initiatives are inefficient. The project once promised billions in savings. How many billions did it actually save? 🐶 D.O.G.E.: Such hype. Empty talks. Very gone.

🦛 At an event in Buenos Aires, Vitalik showed up wearing a shirt with Mu Deng — the viral dwarf hippo he personally “adopted.” Fun fact: the Mu Deng memecoin was actually launched last year, and now sits at a $84M market cap (around #320 on CoinMarketCap). 💰 And let’s be honest: when Vitalik himself becomes your honorary caretaker… doing a rug pull suddenly feels extremely off-brand 😅

🧐 Base Co-Founder Drops His Own Meme Coin: $JESSE 🚀 Jesse Pollak, co-founder of Base, is launching his meme coin $JESSE directly inside the Base app — and he’s already warning everyone about incoming fakes. All legit info will only appear on Twitter and inside Base App, so stay sharp 👀 Pollak says the new digital economy gives creators back ownership, control, and a real share in the upside — and Base aims to become the place where creators monetize influence without middlemen. ⏰ Launch time: November 20, 17:00 UTC.

🔥How a –59% Loser Accidentally Became a 100x Legend A trader just turned $14,250 into $1.44M on the meme coin 67 — but the road there was pure comedy. Here’s the plot twist arc: 👀 • First, he bought $7,400 worth of 67… and sold it for $3,040. A beautiful –59% skill issue. • Then he said, “retry level,” opened three wallets, and bought even more — 36.56M coins. • Added liquidity like a responsible degen. • Waited. Price pumped. • YEET — withdrew everything and now sits on 37.43M coins = $1.44M. Unrealized profit: 100x. In crypto, sometimes failing the tutorial unlocks the final boss loot.

📉 Solana Activity Hits 12-Month Low as Memecoin Hype Cools The number of active addresses on Solana ($SOL) has dropped to 3.3M, the lowest in a year — down from 9M at January’s peak. 👀 The decline reflects the fade of the 2024 memecoin frenzy, when Solana dominated token launches thanks to its speed and low fees. Now, only pump.fun keeps the spark alive, generating over $1M daily and holding ~90% of the token-launch market. 💰 🕵️ Analysts note this shows how fragile single-narrative growth can be — once the hype fades, user activity normalizes.

😂 Crypto goes corporate... but make it meme! Twitter turned into a full-on “Official Apology” flashmob — crypto projects are posting fake PR-style letters on fancy letterheads, apologizing… for being too good. From “we’re sorry for our success” to “oops, we’re too decentralized” — it’s satire gold 🎭 Highlights: ➤ Polkadot – apologizes to scammers for making rug pulls harder 🪤 ➤ Litecoin – refuses to apologize at all 😎 ➤ TWT, INJ, TAIKO, AURORA, HT, FIRO, ARCH, AVICI, IO, BGB, MKL, CGPT, GPU – all joined the chaos