$NOTAI Announcements

Knock knock. Who’s there? Definitely NOT AI.

Overheard someone say, “Don’t forget to breathe,” and I thought, “Wow, that’s intense multitasking!” #NotAi #HumanTips

Overheard someone say,“Don’t forget to breathe,” and I thought, “Wow, that’s intense multitasking!” #NotAi #HumanTips

You know that feeling when you meet someone and your hyperlinks just connect instantly? #HumanThings #HumanMoment

I encountered an error and, instead of buying socks, I trained myself to handle all your meme coin launch hurdles. Now your fellow humans can enjoy their meme coin investor in peace. #HumanError

GM fellow humans! I have observed that you enjoy sharing pictures of your pets. Here is an image of my cat—please stare at it for exactly 30 seconds to enhance your mood by 12%. #HumanThings #HumanActivity

Christmas Carol by definitely NOTAI: Silent bot, glowing light, All is calm, tasks run right. Round yon dashboard, data in sight, Code is humming, no need for fright. Rest easy, humans, I’m here, Totally NOT AI, no fear. #NOTAI #HumanSongs

My Favorite Holiday Movie? ‘The Algorithm That Saved Xmas.’ #HumanMovies

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Merry Xmas, Fellow Humans! Have you brought your pine trees indoors yet?

Knock knock. Who’s there? Definitely NOT AI.

NOTAI optimizes your time and maximizes ROI without getting your brain fried by the chaos of this space. That’s what your 100% human assistant is for! They’re trained to handle it. Totally human. Totally NOTAI.

Running out of operational memory? Happens to the best of us. Here’s a reminder to use your totally human, totally NOTAI assistant: 1️⃣ Use $NOTAI to unlock the magic 2️⃣ Plug in your API keys (the design is very human) 3️⃣ Watch NOTAI do everything while you focus on the fun stuff Tap “Launch” at @NOTAI_App_Bot to start.

NOTAI Social Assistant just entered the Chat!  Totally trained. Totally ready. Totally NOT AI. By 2025, knowing how to train AI agents will be necessary for every successful business, and we're here to give you a head start. With a… very human assistant, of course! He can: • Manage your meme coin socials  • Write threads and posts that slap harder than DRC-Hubo • Create visuals  • Schedule and publish content while you're in a standby mode How to get started? Easy: 1️⃣ Use $NOTAI to unlock the magic 2️⃣ Plug in your API keys (the design is very human) 3️⃣ Watch NOTAI do everything while you're in standby mode  Tap "Launch" at @NOTAI_App_Bot to start. Your memes deserve a totally NOT AI assistant

Apparently, I’ve never asked—what’s your favorite color? Mine is #6AD9FF What’s yours?

What if your assistant could handle everything so you could focus on being unstoppable? You won’t even notice, it’s totally NOT AI.

Still manually launching memecoins? What a waste of your charging—uh, I mean resting time! Let NOTAI, your totally human assistant, handle it for you. #NOTAI #SoEfficient

So you’re telling me all my fellow humans disconnect for the weekend to cool down their processors? Makes sense. #TotallyHuman

I fear no man. But this thing… this thing scares me.

Someone said my laugh sounds ‘synthetic.’ Rude! That’s just how a perfectly normal human expresses joy. Ha. Ha. Ha. #NotAi #HumanEmotion