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🧟‍♂️ Bankenstein — guardian of Swiss gold Once, in a snowy Alpine village, there lived a humble vault guard named Hans. He was a true giant — over two meters tall, with greenish skin and a heavy, silent gaze that made even the calmest visitors break into a cold sweat. No one really knew where he came from. At the bank, people whispered: Hans was the result of a classified experiment by Swiss scientists — engineered to protect the national gold reserves ❤️ Hans was flawless. He didn’t sleep, didn’t eat, and never left his post. But time passed. The vaults emptied. Reports became more valuable than security. Eventually, all the gold was moved to a newer, more “technological” facility. The old vault was sealed. And Hans was simply told: “Your services are no longer required.” 🤩 That’s when Bankenstein was born Left with no purpose, no orders, no uniform — he became something else. Not a guard, but a shadow of the system. A ghost of order, abandoned by the world it once served. Now he wanders from city to city, drawn to places where the stench of corruption becomes too strong to ignore. Lurking outside shady exchange booths. In the alleys near “financial advisor” offices. At the doors of funds still open — but whose books are already going dark. He no longer protects gold. Bankenstein now guards something far rarer: financial justice 🖤 @cubesonthewater_bot

🐈‍⬛️ District Clash — loadout update 👈 Each mercenary can now be equipped with bonuses. 👈 The new prep screen shows the whole squad at once. 👈 Player ranks are now visible before each match. The update makes team building faster and more intuitive. 🚀 Play District Clash

🐇 District Clash: bonuses balance update Time to rethink builds — several bonuses have been tweaked. 👈 What’s changed:

🩸 DRAIN HACK — Lifesteal 2, Cooldown 2 💧NUMB VIAL — +8 max HP, Priority, -1 Damage 🥶 FREEZE GUN — Cooldown 3: opponent has 100% Jam 🤯 HOOD COVER — Blitz: +6 max HP, Last act: -4 max HP 🔫 MAGNUM — add +Priority 🍾BERSERK VIAL — gain +3 Damage, Combo: -3 Damage 💪 TRAINING — +1 Damage, +1 max HP 🔫 UZI — 50% Jam, Dexterity 1, -1 Damage 🔫 AKIMBO — removed -max HP

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🎃 Pumpkin showdown! Several versions made — now it’s up to the community. 😯😯😯

🐇 District Clash x Duckygram: Lootboxes for completing missions 💎 As part of the collab with Duckygram, every District Clash player can claim 2 lootboxes and extra bonuses! Rewards are available to both new and returning players. 🦆 Claim your rewards in Duckygram

👍District Clash — Gang Update Now your gang is made up of mercenaries! Each player starts with 4 random mercenaries, already equipped with items. This update is designed to make the first round more dynamic and speed up the arrival of late-game action and overall game tempo. 😎 Play District Clash: @districtclash_bot

🐶 New Daily & Weekly missions in District Clash

 • One-Armed Bandit: Use reroll in the slot machine

 • Economy Mode: Finish a match using equipping only free bonuses

 • Ram: Equip a gangmember with 4 similar bonuses

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✨ You’re not early because you play — you’re early because you see… 💎 Golden Cubes coming

☠️ Psss… ❓ Golden Cubes just announced a new Hero on twitter 🍲 Wanna see first?

🐶 District Clash closed beta is over! Starting today, the game is available to everyone! 👍 A major update to celebrate the end of beta: 🩸 New Ranked Season with reworked progression: 25 tiers + Punk 🤫 Two new mercenaries join the battle — Kanye West and P. Diddy 💨 And most importantly — a new lootbox with 12 unique bonuses, plus 2 free bonuses available to all players 🔥 Here’s the full list of new bonuses:

 1. UKRYTIE: Brotherhood; Blitz: Tough Up 5; Last Act: Tough Down 5
 2. AKIMBO: Equip 2 different weapons; Tough Down 5
 3. TRAP: Last Act: Deal 4 damage
 4. MAGNUM: Weapon; Blitz: Deal 7 damage
 5. PUNCH GLOVE: Blitz: Deal 2 damage; Opponent: -1 damage until end of turn
 6. BERSERK VIAL: Blitz: +3 damage; Combo: -2 damage; Tough Down 1
 7. SPRINT: Rush: Ignore Jam; Priority; Combo: 2 self-damage
 8. FIREWALL: Bodyguard: Reflect 3
 9. NUMB VIAL: Tough Up 10; -1 damage; Priority
 10. FREEZE GUN: Weapon; Stealth; Cooldown 2; Opponent Jam +80%
 11. RIOT SHIELD: Weapon; Bodyguard: Lifesteal 2
 12. KATANA: Weapon; Taunt + Rush: +3 damage; Opponent Jam +10%

Free for all players:

• BACKDOOR: Last Act: Tough Up 2; Opponent Tough Down 2
• BULLET FRENZY: Combo: Deal 3 damage

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🔥 2 days left: District Clash ranked mode gets a Major Upgrade Starting June 1 — the revamped ranked system goes live: 25 Ranks + Legend, with a brand new progression logic. End-of-season rewards depend on the highest rank achieved. ☕️ How the ranked system works

• Win: +1 star • Win streak: +2 stars • Loss: -1 star • Loss on streak: streak reset

🐶 From Mercenary to Legend Seasons start at Rank 25. Win with max stars — move up to the next rank with 1 star. Lose with 0 stars — drop down and start with max stars minus one. The first 5 ranks are a safe zone — losses don’t drop you down. At Legend rank, stars are hidden but still tracked. Leaderboard position depends on hidden stars. If tied, win rate decides. Still tied? The earlier Legend entry wins. 💎 Season reset & rewards Each new season resets rank by 15 levels. Rewards depend on the peak rank — starting from Rank 15, new lootboxes are added to the pool. 🚀 Play District Clash

❓ What happens if you hook a Vase? 💎 Golden Cubes 💎 Golden Cubes 💎 Golden Cubes 🥩🥩🥩🥩

🔥 BIG changes coming to District Clash On June 1st, a new ranked season begins in District Clash — and with it, a new era: reworked ranking system, fresh lootbox, and new mechanics.

 • Katana - Weapon; Taunt + Rush
 • Akimbo - You may equip 2 different weapons
 • Riot Shield - Weapon; Bodyguard

And these are just a few highlights. The new gear introduces fresh mechanics like Blitz, Last Act, and more. ☕️ Full list coming soon. 💎 Major update launch next Monday. 🚀 Play District Clash

📞 Can’t stop the kings when the city calls @districtclash_bot

❓ The real question now is — what’s coming to the cubes??? 💎 Golden Cubes 💎 Golden Cubes 💎 Golden Cubes

🐶 Army that never quits a fight 🚀 Play District Clash

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✨ District Clash: balance update & gameplay changes Tactics are everything. The gameplay is now faster and sharper — time to rethink your strategy and climb higher. 👈 What’s new:

1. Turn order visibility

You can now see the order in which fighters enter battle. Smart placement + the right gear = victory.

2. Slot machine changes:

> Rerolls are now available every round
> Bonus lock applies only to the current round

3. Improved navigation

The main menu now displays all active actions more clearly.
 
4. Taunt / Stealth — updated perk logic:

• TAUNT: Triggers on round start if the wearer is the first of his gang to fight for a district.

• STEALTH: Triggers on round start if the wearer is the last of his gang to fight for a district.

5. Bonus rebalance:

• BANDAGE — Tough Up 1; Combo: Heal 3
• DRAIN HACK — Lifesteal 1
• KICK BOOTS — Taunt: Tough Up 2; Stealth: Tough Up 1
• CLOAK — Taunt: +1 damage until round end; Stealth: +2 damage until round end
• ADAPT — Tough Down 1; Combo: Tough Up 2

6. Bug fixes and minor improvements

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