The Meme Times

🧢 Trump just speedran the “Forgive and Forget” side quest. Success can be measured by the graph. For those without context: 😇Trump pardoned Binance founder CZ - the guy who literally went to jail for money laundering tied to child abuse and terrorism. Why? Because apparently, it’s all part of the “Make Crypto Great Again” plan 😎 BNB jumped 8%, Trump’s wallet probably did too 💰 Some call it a conflict of interest - others call it… business networking.

⚡️ Solana is having a “main character moment.” Fidelity just added SOL trading for retail and institutional investors - from IRAs to pro accounts. 💼 And Cathie Wood–backed Solmate Infrastructure sent its stock 🚀 +50% after revealing new M&A plans and discounted SOL buys. 🏗 They’re even building validators in the UAE - turning Solana’s hype into real-world hardware. TradFi meets high-speed chain energy. 💥

“Despite a significant overall loss of -72.12%, I'm holding steady...” - what a great attitude! 😁 After receiving $10,000, this novice specialist showed his best side - by losing everything in a week. 📉The result: 42 losing trades out of 44.

🐉 Did you know that China banned Bitcoin mining in 2021?… but the miners never really left. 😏 Despite the crackdown, the country now powers 14% of Bitcoin’s global hash rate — about 145 EH/s. 💪 It’s like telling someone to stop drinking coffee, and they open a Starbucks in the basement. ☕️😂 Looks like the dragon still breathes hashpower fire. 🔥

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🏛 Boomers just went full crypto! The 87-year-old giant T. Rowe Price is rolling out its first-ever Active Crypto ETF, aiming to beat the FTSE Crypto Index. 📈 💰 They’ll handpick coins using valuation + momentum - Wall Street’s version of “buy the dip.” 😉 With $1.8T under management, this move screams: “If you can’t beat the crypto kids, join them.” 🧓

🚀 a16z just dropped their State of Crypto 2025 - and it’s basically the crypto industry’s “glow-up moment.” 💅 👥 40–70M active users monthly, 700M+ holders worldwide - that’s bigger than the population of Europe! 🌍 💵 Stablecoins moved $46T in a year (Visa’s shaking), and over 1% of all U.S. dollars now live on-chain. 🤯 🏦 Even TradFi’s joining the party - JPMorgan, PayPal, and Stripe all dropping crypto products, while BTC & ETH ETFs manage $175B. Next stop? Real-world assets, tokenized everything, and crypto apps your grandma will use. 📱✨