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🐸 Back at it — another spicy prediction just dropped on Futurum. Question: Will new Telegram gifts launch on June 1? 🔹 64% are betting “Yes” 🔹 And me? As usual, going against the crowd — dropped 20 TON on “No” Simple rules: if Telegram doesn’t add *new* gifts to the app on June 1 (upgraded versions don’t count), “No” takes the win. Let’s see who’s right — the crowd or skeptics like me 😏 Predictions close exactly at 00:00 UTC, June 1 — don’t miss it. Futurum

Alright, let’s go! 🚀 🎁 Just launched a giveaway on @mrkt ([https://t.me/mrkt/app?startapp=943830872](https://t.me/mrkt/app?startapp=943830872)) — and the prize is actually sick, definitely worth joining. 🎟 Ticket price is just 0.11 TON — purely symbolic to filter out bots. Everyone has a real shot — everything’s on-chain and fair. If you’ve been waiting for a sign to try your luck — this is it. Good luck, frens! 🍀

🎁 Gift Giveaway in MRKT by @notatraderrr 🎁 Ends in: 23 hours 47 min Participants: 8 To enter a Giveaway: 1. Subscribe @notatraderrr 🧱Prize Pool: Mad Pumpkin #1468 💸 Ticket price: 0.11 TON

🎁 Alright frens — it’s been a while, huh? Haven’t done a proper giveaway in ages… so I figured it’s time. Just dropped a couple of rare and expensive gifts on @mrkt — including the legendary “Watermelon Saw” on a black background. Only 2 in the world 😏 Here’s the plan: let’s get some reactions under this post. If I see the vibes are right — we launch the giveaway immediately. Less talk — more action. @mrkt — check it out.

🐸 Back in business. One green candle and a couple of bullish headlines — and we’re up +20% in a flash. No major listings, no insider leaks, no crazy pumps. That’s just how this market works — everyone’s waiting for lower, but it keeps going higher 👀

🎁 Roxman just launched a new marketplace for trading gifts on @portals For the next 10 days — 0% fees, literally zero. Just like the good old DegenFi days 😏 To test the waters, I’ve listed one of my Pepes for sale — let’s see if the portal magic works 🧙‍♂️ 🎁 Also giving away some black-background gifts to those who join via the link above and drop a comment. May the lucky ones be chosen 🚀 @portals — join now

🐸 The best trader I know has been shorting the entire market. The dumbest trader I know made the most money. The lesson? Markets don’t care about logic. Sometimes they reward recklessness and leave the smart ones stuck in the corner with their predictions and losses. That’s exactly why I love them.

🐸 Bitcoin just printed one of the strongest daily closes in a while. No fireworks, no headlines — just quietly holding near the highs while everyone waits for a dip. That’s how real bull trends behave: no celebrations, just numbers doing the talking. Best not to get in the way.

Exactly one year ago, $NOT got listed — a kind of birthday for the token. The “probably nothing” that changed the entire ecosystem. You can argue all you want about short-term struggles, but without Notcoin, TON wouldn’t have even a tenth of what it has today — and most of us wouldn’t even be here. Thank you and happy birthday, frens! 🎉 p.s. Maybe we’re in for a little birthday surprise 👀

🐸 The gift market from Tyler Durden himself is finally live — yep, the very one who throws gifts around without asking if you deserve them. The tech pause is over, everything's back online. You can list, you can buy — go wild. I’ve already put up a few gifts for sale — take a look, maybe you’ll grab something nice. Fees are lower than on the Tunnel, so it’s a little treat for those who like to save 🐸 https://t.me/mrkt

🐸 Tired of waiting for this thing to finally move. Just sitting here staring at the chart, wondering when Sasha and Pasha are gonna paint a green candle — if that’s even part of the plan at all... 💰 Picked up a bit more at this level just in case. Hopefully we get a couple exchange listings soon — staking at 60% sounds cool, but it’s not exactly lifting spirits anymore 😅

🐸 $ETH Update. Bullposting worked, fellas! ETH heard us loud and clear. At this point, posting might actually be the most effective trading strategy out there

🐧Penguins are on the move — they’ve launched their own game! For now, we’re joining the whitelist and claiming our loot boxes. Reminder — these are those guys: – gave away $1,000,000,000 – launching their own blockchain – and yes, their stickers are the ones we all happily stacked in Telegram. The game will go live as soon as 1,000,000 players join the waitlist. Already 350,000 signed up — so the train is moving, don’t miss it 🧊 @pengu_clash_bot

Just took some $TON profits

1st time BTC hits $100k, ETH is at $4k 2nd time BTC hits $100k, ETH is at $3.9k 3rd time BTC hits $100k, ETH is at $3.7k 4th time BTC hits $100k, ETH is at $3.4k 5th time BTC hits $100k, ETH is at $1.9k makes you think

BTC 100.000$+ 😊 ETH 2000$!

$BTC > $99,000 Everything on the chart right now feels like déjà vu. Everyone recognizes the pattern — it’s already “too late,” but you still want in. It feels expensive, so you wait… and then buy it even higher. This is trend 101: Higher highs, higher lows, barely any pullbacks — the market isn’t even offering chances to “buy the dip.” And the fewer the corrections — THE STRONGER THE TREND. Because weak hands aren’t being allowed on the train.

Decided to degen a bit more — added another 100 TON on the prediction that $TON won’t close above $3.30 today. There’s 5 and a half hours left, and the token needs to pump over 11% for me to lose. Unless Durov smashes the “TON to the Moon” button, I’d say this is a pretty comfy bet. P.S. Not financial advice. Just me fading $TON with 120 TON. Out of love, of course 😏

Truly incredible... $GOOGL is getting absolutely steamrolled — over -9% intraday just because Apple whispered the word “AI search” in the same sentence as Safari. Not a single 10-minute green candle in 2 hours. Not one. That’s not a dump — that’s a slow-motion assassination 💀 At this point, even $TON looks like a stable blue-chip tech company with growing quarterly earnings.

🐸 Alright, we’ve got something spicy here — not just another project, but the first prediction market on TON & Telegram — Futurum. Predictions? Yes — but not about memecoins. This time, it’s about real-world events. I’ve already made two predictions with 10 $TON each: 1. $TON won’t close above $3.30 on May 7. 2. The official sticker market won’t launch before May 13. Not throwing shade — I just like when we test teams and markets by action, not by hype posts. Some tasty context: – The prediction market segment is already at $900M monthly volume. – Vitalik Buterin said this is a “must-have” for this cycle. – Polymarket raised $74M and has Elon Musk & Peter Thiel in the corner. And now we’ve got Futurum in Telegram — no KYC, no sign-ups, all inside a bot. You can also bet on stuff like: – Will McDonald's return to Russia by 2025? – Will Sweden win Eurovision 2025? – And plenty more weird/fun predictions. I’m already in — if you want to have some fun, think things through, and maybe stack some TON while you’re at it — you know what to do 😏