Memecoin daily

🐈 China hit by the first “Proof of Catnap” attack! A major mining center in China suddenly shut down — not because of a power failure or system bug, but thanks to… a gang of stray cats 😹 Drawn by the cozy heat of the mining rigs, the cats decided to take a nap right on the equipment — blocking the cooling system and forcing the entire operation to overheat and stop. Hashrate down, paws up. Welcome to the new consensus mechanism: Proof of Catnap 💤💻

🇦🇷 Argentina Tightens Grip on Libra Meme Coin Probe The Libra meme coin, once hyped by President Javier Milei as a “tool to fund small businesses,” has turned into a full-blown show. 💸 A judge just froze the funds of Kelsier Ventures CEO Hayden Davis and two “helpers” after he allegedly sent $507K via Bitget — just 42 minutes after taking a selfie with Milei. Perfect timing, right? 📸 Prosecutors suspect “indirect payments to officials,” but so far, no proof that Milei got any of the money — except maybe some bad PR. 📉 Meanwhile, the coin that once “mooned” now crashed 90%, and Milei quietly deleted his posts. From “buy the dip” to “freeze the funds” — Argentina’s meme coin saga proves: when politics meets crypto, someone always ends up rugged. 💀

🔥 CZ Goes Thanos Mode on Meme Coins 💀 After months of silence, CZ is back — and he’s burning meme coins like old tweets, wiping out $490K worth of quq, SIREN, and BNBCARD. 💬 “Don’t send me your coins unless you want them dumped,” — basically CZ telling degens to stop donating their bags to his address. Meanwhile, Binance reportedly spent $860K lobbying for CZ’s pardon — so maybe he’s just practicing burning money responsibly. 😎 CZ doesn’t HODL memes… he cremates them. 🚀🔥

🚀😜Arthur Hayes launches a meme contest! Prize — 10 ZEC for the funniest ending to the phrase:

👉 “SBF, CZ, and Arthur Hayes walk into a…”

The winner will be announced on Saturday — so if you’ve ever wanted to turn your sarcasm into crypto, now’s your chance 😎

📉 Solana ETFs surge, but SOL price breaks trend — correction ahead? Despite over $400M in inflows to Solana ETFs, SOL lost its 211-day uptrend, slipping below key support levels. 🔸 ETFs boom: Institutional interest remains strong — Solana ETPs globally now hold $4.37B AUM. 🔸 Price pressure: SOL dropped 16% this week, testing the $155 support zone after losing the 50-, 100-, and 200-day EMAs. 🔸 Outlook: If bulls fail to defend $155, analysts warn of a potential correction toward $120–$100. 💬 Inflows are strong, but the charts say otherwise — can Solana’s price catch up to the ETF hype?

🤣South Park is predicting reality again! 👨‍💻 In the new Halloween special, the gang launches a memecoin South Park Sucks Now to “fight injustice”… and plans a rug pull a few days later. 💀 Guess what happened in real life? Right after the episode aired, a real $SPSN token appeared on PumpFun — skyrocketed to a $5.3M market cap, then crashed 74% in 24 hours. 📉 Now it’s sitting at $1M cap with only $144K liquidity. Looks like Cartman actually pulled the liquidity to buy more Cheesy Poofs 😅

😂 Brian Armstrong turned the earnings call into a betting win! During Coinbase’s Q3 earnings call, Brian Armstrong found out people were betting on which words he’d say — Bitcoin, Ethereum, blockchain, staking, Web3 — and decided to read the entire list out loud on air. 🤣🤣🤣 That one move made Polymarket players easy money: about $80K on Kalshi and $4K on Polymarket were in play. 😎💸 Armstrong later admitted it was totally spontaneous — someone just dropped the link in the team chat. 💬

🇺🇸 The U.S. Treasury just dropped its own meme marketing campaign — unintentionally. They’re planning a $1 commemorative coin for America’s 250th anniversary featuring Trump and the slogan “Fight, Fight, Fight.” 👊👊👊 Problem? That’s the exact slogan of the TRUMP memecoin — which just so happens to be increse again 🚀 Now Congress is furious, calling it a conflict of interest. 👀 Looks like even the Treasury’s getting into memecoins… just without realizing it 💰

Easy 4x just from a handshake! 🤝🚀 Before yesterday’s meeting between Trump and Xi, Polymarket users were betting on how long the handshake would last. Odds of it lasting over 10 seconds? Just ~25%. 👀 But in reality — the duo locked hands for 25+ seconds! ⏱️ Interesting… maybe Trump knew about it and decided to make a little extra cash? 💸😂

🚀 Trump’s Meme Coin jumps 46% in the past week Looks like even crypto needed a “relief rally” after surviving the Trump trade war rollercoaster 🎢. The meme coin dipped to $1B, tanked during $19B in liquidations, and now is back at $1.67B 💥. Analysts say it’s because trade tensions eased — or maybe investors just got tired of losing hair over tariffs 😅. Bonus: Trump’s approval rating and the coin are both climbing together — who knew politics and meme coins could sync better than your playlist? 🎶😁

👀 Trump is launching his own prediction market called Truth Predict! Beta testing will happen right inside Truth Social, so soon he can literally bet on how many headlines his next post will cause. 📈💬 Forget polls — next election odds might just be decided by Trump himself. 😅

🚗💨 BMW just got its own NFT ape! His name is Max, straight from the legendary Bored Apes Yacht Club. Now it’s not just the cars roaring in the parking lot—digital apes are waving their tails too. Who knows, maybe Max will start giving driving lessons soon? 🐒🏎

🐕 Dogecoin is holding the line! Analysts say DOGE must stay above $0.18 to have a shot at $0.25–$0.33. In other words — the dog just needs to sit, stay, and fetch the moon. 🌕🐶

🤔 On-chain analysts are spotting suspicious activity around $PUMP 1️⃣ Whale 0x3024 opened a $4.1M long position with 2x leverage. 2️⃣ A likely insider, BGSLvB, bought $2M worth of tokens yesterday — and still hasn’t sold. Looks like someone knows something the market doesn’t yet 👀

🐶 Base has officially become the Shitcoin Factory of the Month — around 800,000 new meme tokens launched there in October alone. At this pace, by New Year we’ll all have our own tokens on Base — even your dog, your fridge, and your mom’s favorite cactus. 🌵💸

According to a new class action lawsuit, Melania Trump and Javier Milei were just “props” in a massive meme coin fraud 👀 🎭 The real puppet master? Allegedly Benjamin Chow, founder of Meteora — the same guy behind several “pump & dump” tokens including $MELANIA and $LIBRA. Both coins, of course, mooned and then cratered faster than your last altcoin bag. 🚀💥 Turns out “Make Crypto Great Again” didn’t include investor refunds. 🤷

Promo condoms from crypto wallet maker Trezor 😁

“Protect your seed” 🤣

⚽️🐶 Much football. Very last place. Wow. House of Doge, the corporate arm of the Dogecoin Foundation, just became the largest shareholder of Italian soccer club U.S. Triestina Calcio 1918 — currently sitting dead last in Serie C. They promise to bring “the spirit of Dogecoin” to football — maybe even let fans buy tickets with DOGE 🐩💵т So yes, Doge officially owns a football club now… let’s hope the team learns to to the moon instead of to the bottom 😅

🐶 Elon does it again! Yesterday, the world’s richest meme lord and X owner posted:

“Flōki is back on the job as 𝕏 CEO!” 🐕‍🦺

Of course, he meant his dog — but the market heard $FLOKI, and the token instantly pumped 28% 🚀