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🤣 The most budget scam of the year — $33 total! 🥷 A hacker managed to breach Coinbase Support’s official X account and post a fake “COINBASE token presale”, dropping wallet addresses for BTC, ETH, and SOL. Technically, the plan worked — money did come in… just $33 worth 😅 Not exactly the crypto heist of the century 💸

👮‍♀️Pump.Fun co-founder arrested in Madrid! Crypto Twitter is on fire — reports claim Alon Cohen, co-founder of Pump.Fun, was detained in Spain and may be extradited to the U.S. on charges of market manipulation and crypto fraud. 🙀 The news resurfaces months after former dev Jarett Dunn — who admitted in August to stealing nearly $2M in SOL — shook the platform. Despite all the scandals, Pump.Fun’s revenue soared by 1700%, because apparently, the best marketing strategy in crypto is chaos. 💥

🚀 Q3 2025 Crypto Trends: Memecoins Still Rule the Internet 📝 According to CoinGecko’s Q3 2025 report, memecoins remain the #1 attraction for users — both globally and on Solana. Tokens tied to AI, RWA, DeFi, and DEX platforms are also gaining momentum as the market heats up. 📊 Key highlights: • Total crypto market cap hit $4T • Stablecoins reached a new all-time high — USDe & USDC led growth • Ethereum surged from $2.5K → $4.95K ATH • BNB pumped +57%, pushing BSC into the top 10 ecosystems • DeFi sector capitalization +40%, back among leaders • DEX futures volume hit a record $1.8T 💬 Meme coins are still the people’s favorite — proof that fun and FOMO are undefeated market forces.

🎮Dota 2 just launched a new “meme coin”… accidentally. 🥷 Hackers briefly took over the official Dota 2 YouTube channel to promote a Solana token called $DOTA2COIN — complete with a “Hurry up!” livestream. Spoiler: you shouldn’t have hurried. 📉 Within hours, the coin’s market cap crashed to $5,500, and one wallet held 98% of the supply. PGL’s YouTube got hit too — this time “Michael Saylor” was giving away fake Bitcoin. 📺 From Ancient defense to wallet defense, the Dota community just unlocked a new game mode: Pump & Dump Simulator 2025. 🕹👀

🔥 Trader’s essential gear: a custom Zippo engraved with the timeless truth — “Nobody is an atheist at 50x leverage.” 😅 Because nothing makes you believe in higher powers faster than a liquidation candle. 🚬📉

📰 Donald Trump is furious with Time magazine for using what he calls “the worst photo ever taken” of him on their cover about the Middle East peace deal 😁

“They ‘disappeared’ my hair, and then had something floating on top of my head that looked like a floating crown, but an extremely small one"👑

After losing the Nobel Prize, Trump crashed the markets with tariffs. Let’s just hope Time doesn’t trigger another global sell-off over a bad hair day. 💇‍♂️📉

🧢 Looks like Trump’s turning TikTok into a family business According to The Telegraph, Barron Trump (19) might join the TikTok board of directors — yes, the same app his dad once tried to ban. 😁 The idea came from Trump’s former social media strategist, who says Barron will help “rebrand TikTok for the youth.” 👶 At this rate, don’t be surprised if the first policy change is: “Mandatory TikTok posts before any official statement.” 📱😂

💀 Not the first — but one of the loudest rugpulls of the BNB meme season! 🚨 PeckShield reports that the creators of the Oracle meme coin on BNB Chain vanished with investor funds and deleted their Twitter — leaving 1,431 victims behind. The “Oracle” truly lived up to its name — it predicted your losses perfectly. 🔮💸 Welcome to meme season: some chase 100x, others speedrun 0x.

😬 A $436,000 lesson in emotional trading… One trader FOMO’d hard into the $BNBHolder meme coin, buying 5.44M tokens at the top for 459 BNB ($576K). When the inevitable dump came, panic took over — he sold everything for just 112 BNB ($140K). 🤷 From “diamond hands” to “paperclips” in one red candle 💀📉

💸 $5k → $2.16M in 40 minutes?! A trader threw 4 BNB ($5,245) at 41.11M BNBHolder memes. 40 minutes later, he sold 33.55M tokens for 956 BNB ($1.25M) — and still holds coins worth $906k. 🙀 Call it luck, skill, or insider vibes… either way, someone’s buying coffee with solid gold beans now ☕️💰

🐸 BNB Meme Season is going full degen mode BNB Chain just hit $6B daily trading volume — almost a record. Charts are greener than CZ’s hoodie. 📊 What’s fueling the madness? 1️⃣ Alpha throwing fuel on the fire — traders farming volume like it’s 2021, and projects hiring market makers just to get listed. 2️⃣ BNB hit a new ATH — and when the chain’s coin moons, the memes follow. 3️⃣ CZ tweeting memes like a proud dad at a dog show. Everyone’s printing… until they’re not. So trade wisely — or at least make sure your meme coin has a funny name before it rugs. 🤷

💸 Breaking: Trump wants to put his face on a $250 bill! 😂 The “Donald J. Trump $250 Bill Act” is real — backed by loyal MAGA reps who clearly ran out of statues to rename. They say it’s to “honor the president who made America great again.” Others say it’s just Trump’s latest attempt to print his own fan merch. 👀 Next up on the wishlist: 🏛 Rename the Kennedy Center to the Trump Center for the Performing (and Tweeting) Arts 🚆 Rebrand the D.C. Metro as the Trump Train 💵 A spot on Mount Rushmore - because why stop at one monument when you can have them all? Rumor has it the new $250 bill glows orange under UV light and plays “YMCA” when unfolded. 🛐

🔥 BNB Meme Season ain’t over — it’s just getting a turbo mode! Binance Wallet just dropped a new feature — Meme Rush 🏃💨 Now you can track and trade the freshest meme coins from Four.Meme (BNB) and Pump.Fun (Solana) — all in one place. No more jumping between tabs like a degen squirrel 🐿💻 💥 How it works: • Go to Markets → Meme Rush • See the newest coins “on the curve” (New → Finalizing → Launched) • Ape early if you dare — or watch others do it 🍿 • Trade instantly via the Swap page ⚠️ Of course, DYOR — not every coin will “moon”, but hey… at least you’ll be first in line for chaos. 🚀😂

😵 Crypto’s biggest “oops” of the week One unlucky trader dumped 22.1M $BinanceLife tokens for just $23K — literally an hour before the token skyrocketed. 🚀 Now those same coins are worth over $10,000,000 💀 Moral of the story: sometimes it’s not “buy low, sell high”… it’s “buy low, wait an hour.” ⏳😂

🎤 Solana vs BNB Chain — 50 Cent edition Solana threw down the gauntlet on X with “Many Men (Wish Death)” — basically saying, “haters want me dead, but I’m rising anyway.” 💀 BNB Chain fired back with “Window Shopper” — a subtle clapback: “just standing there, watching, wishing you could buy what I have.” 🛍 The rap battle mirrors the charts: meme coin traders are leaving Solana for BNB Chain, while SOL dips as BNB hits new highs. Crypto beef, now with beats. 🎶🔥

🤑 BNB meme madness: where $3K turns into millions overnight Welcome to BNB meme season, officially confirmed by CZ himself — and the numbers are insane. 🤯 ▪️💸 0xd0a2: $3.5K → $7.9M (2260x) in 3 days ▪️🐱 LaserCat397.eth: $3.8K → $2.1M (560x) — and still had time to 5x on $GIGGLE ▪️🧙‍♂️ hexiecs: $4K → $5.5M (1300x) ▪️💀 brc20niubi & GCsheng: each bagged millions on #币安人生 (Binance Life) Everyone’s rich, everyone’s a genius — until the music stops. 🎶 BNB meme szn: where dreams are made… and liquidity disappears just as fast. 😆

👨‍💻 Meme season hits BNB Chain! It’s official — BNB Chain is the new meme coin playground. Out of the top 20 tokens on Dexscreener, 17 are BNB memes. 🐸🚀 Even CZ joined the fun:

“BNB meme szn! 😆 I didn’t expect this at all…”

According to Bubblemaps, over 70% of meme traders are currently in profit, and one lucky degen turned $3.5K into $7.9M. 💸 But remember — this is pure gambling. Alongside the memes come hacks and scams — even BNBChain and PancakeSwap X accounts were compromised. ⚠️ Enjoy the chaos, but double-check everything.

🤭 Trust Wallet launches Trust Alpha — a new home for… “promising” tokens Trust Wallet introduced Trust Alpha, a platform for launching and promoting new crypto projects — or, as some say, a thousand new shitcoins with early access rewards. 🚀 Users can join Reward Pools (TWT required), and the best projects might even get a Binance spotlight — maybe even a listing 👀 Meanwhile, TWT has doubled since September and is now at its 2025 high. Welcome to the bull market — where every wallet wants its own launchpad! 💸

💸 Turned $3K into $2M — just another day in degen paradise! A trader spent 3 BNB to grab 16.8M $4 tokens, later selling part for $118K while still holding ~$1.8M. Total profit: 652x. 🚀 Either pure luck… or he had the script before the movie dropped. 🎬🤨

😂 Lord Miles just pulled off the most profitable failure ever! He bet against himself on Polymarket — claiming he’d finish a 40-day fast in the Saudi desert… then didn’t. Result? Lost the challenge, won $60K. 🤑 That’s what we call a risk-managed diet plan. 💪⏳