Sergei Sergienko

All assets: enjoying the traditional Christmas rally Bitcoin: never heard of it

🚩 Humans vs AI, trading edition. The humans finished the tournament on AsterDex down 32% or $225k. The AI handled the same market with a 4.4% dip or $13k. Teamwork might be the future, but today, the robots carried the team.

☄ AAVE is having a moment. A governance fight has been dragging for days, and now it’s gone onchain with a live vote. What’s really at stake is simple: move fast with tight control, or slow down and actually share power and profits. Classic DeFi problem.

🔮 Missed my crypto prophecies? Today, you will decide to check the chart one last time before bed. That choice will lead to a sleepless night and three impulsive trades.

Bitcoins in a cold wallet 😎

I need this 😅

🔽 Meanwhile, Justin Sun is still on the blacklist of WLFI. Since listing in September, the token is down over 40%, and Sun’s portfolio shrank by $60M. Textbook example of buying the dip too early.

❤ Samson Mow fired an analyst who predicted BTC dropping to $60,000. Good move, wow put the price back where it belongs.

Crypto delusion #10: Diversification means holding ten altcoins that all dump in sync with Bitcoin. #crypto_delusions

💡 Vitalik Buterin believes prediction markets encourage more rational thinking than social media. Panic spreads easily when it costs nothing. On prediction markets, bad takes hit the wallet. Financial accountability pushes people toward facts.

💪 Crypto fans declared open season on bears. First, Michael Saylor showed up with a bear skin on his shoulders. Today, the Bitcoin-loving crew at Steak 'n Shake finished the job and sent the bear to the mat.

🗓 Starting the day with a 2026 market outlook from CoinMarketCap. Core idea: the market is growing up, value shifts from standalone blockchains to super apps. 2026 narratives: ⚪ Prediction markets take the main stage. ⚪ DeFi moves from speculation to real yield. ⚪ RWA perps and tokenized assets see real demand. ⚪ Super apps and builder-led UX become the norm. ⚪ Alpha migrates from single tokens to structured products.

Don’t be that guy 🤓

🧡 Fred Krueger announced a nonprofit fund focused on post-quantum Bitcoin research. He is ready to put up an initial budget of $25,000. Quantum threat confirmed, now waiting for a bored billionaire to fund it.

☎ Sam Bankman-Fried is now a popular legal consultant, according to Cointelegraph. Prison time did not stop him from building a new business model. This is guy surely is ambitions, huh.

All we want for Christmas is this 🎁

🥊 Anthony Joshua brutally knocked out YouTuber and crypto scammer Jake Paul. All while wearing signature Polymarket shorts. I call it karma showing up right on time.

Your average crypto bro 😎

📈📉 Bitcoin might close this year in the red. Still worth remembering that BTC has never had two negative years in a row. On the other hand, this was an ATH year 💪

🔮 Monday's crypto prediction: Prices will correct just enough to make you sell. Then they’ll pump right after. Same old story.