Sergei Sergienko

😎 In the “Bitcoin vs Gold” debate, CZ pulled out a gold bar and asked to verify it. Schiff couldn’t do it without gear. Pretty telling. Bitcoin verifies itself while gold sends you on a side quest.

Elon, you alright, my man? Might be time to log off for the day. This is Beeple’s exhibition btw.

😆 Binance announced Binance Junior, a separate app and account for kids and teens under full parental control. Crypto has officially made its way into the family budget. Must be awesome growing up in a world where digital assets feel as ordinary as pocket money.

Franklin gets it too 💸

Crypto delusion #2: I’ll set the stop-loss later… no time right now. Sure you will! Right after that charming forty-percent drop. #crypto_delusions

😎 A Lambo that doesn’t require you to “make it” in the next bull run sounds about right. Ledger teamed up with Lamborghini so we can finally say we own one.

✍ Tarot, crystal ball or runes? A guy nailed 11 price moves on Polymarket and turned 12 dollars into almost 30,000. Hard not to wonder whether that was a human or an AI in disguise. Makes you think it could be time to switch careers and study the fine art of predicting things.

The shortest book on the planet. A masterpiece of brutal honesty, I would say. 😎

🚀 Fusaka is now live on Ethereum mainnet. PeerDAS gives the network an eightfold capacity bump, the new UX tweaks speed up confirmations, and the chain sets itself up for the next phase of scaling. Upgrades like this rarely get the spotlight yet they’re the ones that keep the whole ecosystem moving.

Crypto problems, 2026 edition 💰

❤ Poland’s president vetoed a hardline crypto regulation bill, saying it threatens freedoms and kills innovation. A rare moment when a politician sides with people instead of control. The government is already upset. Digital freedom never arrives peacefully.

🤡 Crypto delusion #1: a token dropping 90% means it is warming up for a 900% rebound. #crypto_delusions

😊 Sending 0.5 ETH to your grandma without her ever finding out finally became possible! Ethereum is testing a new protocol called Secret Santa, using ZK proofs for fully anonymous gift exchanges. A wholesome upgrade with slightly chaotic energy.

😎 The new Samsung Trifold already has a perfect use case. One screen shows Bitcoin losing altitude. The other two keep you sane with FUD and HODL memes fighting for your attention. A pocket-sized emotional support device disguised as a phone.

😐 My toxic Web3 trait is believing every dip is the final dip.

🛡 Trust Wallet just became the first major wallet with built-in predictions. CZ already cracked a joke that plenty of new ATHs are coming, the timing is the only mystery. Feels like guessing the future might start paying better than investing.

👀 Elon Musk claims that in under two decades, work becomes optional and more of a hobby thanks to soaring productivity. Looks pretty utopian at first glance. If work stops being a baseline for meaning, people will have to figure out what fills that space. Full freedom can feel surprisingly heavy when nothing anchors it.

🤯 Google’s CEO says the CEO job is pretty easy and one of the first AI will replace. The man basically volunteered himself for redundancy with a straight face. If this keeps going, AI will be giving performance reviews before lunch.

💻 November 2025 came with a rough tally: roughly 15 major attacks and $194.27M in losses, according to PeckShield. That’s a tenfold jump from October. Top three hits: 🔴 Balancer v2 with $137.4M ($39M later returned) 🔴 Upbit with $36M 🔴 Yearn with $9M Scammers stayed busy, so keep your guard up and stick to basic online safety rules.

🧡 According to a16zcrypto, only 40–70 million out of 716 million global holders actually use crypto. That’s roughly the population of England or France, which tells you how much room this market still has. Feels like page one of a very long book.