Ton.Fo International

I’m checking the morning news, and everyone’s writing that various famous NFT collections are jumping into Telegram. They’ve just decided to dive in with both feet. All at once. And they all decided to buy a Pepe. And the channels got named like this: @OfficialBAYC @lucanetztg @azukihq @MoonbirdsTG @doodleverse @SappySealsTG Three of the channels even have “TG” in the name. So even a fool can tell it’s definitely Telegram. Why am I bringing this up? Doesn’t it strike you as odd that it’s all so cookie-cutter? Do such coincidences happen? To recap: they jumped in around the same time, named their channels similarly, and bought a Pepe. Feels like someone nudged them into this move. Kind of like Snoop Dogg, who doesn’t need his channel anyway. Most likely, Telegram has a new communications department handling ties with celebrities, streamers, and famous crypto projects. I even think the same person created all the channels for them and tossed each a Pepe. All the projects had to do was say, “Yes, it’s us, official!” and claim their share for participating in this ad integration. What do you think of this theory? Disclaimer | All combo| RUS Channel | AddList Submit a news tip | Chats: English | Russian

Well, why not? A nice lollipop. 😂 I probably shouldn’t be giving away gifts like that for free. Disclaimer | All combo| RUS Channel | AddList Submit a news tip | Chats: English | Russian

I thought an alliance named after the channel was too boring. So, I did a rebrand. Now we’re LEXX—the mightiest alliance across two universes! 😁

🌌 ATTENTION, MORTALS AND NOT-QUITE-MORTALS! 🌌 Are you wandering the cold expanses of two universes, hiding from shadows and bugs? Stop trembling alone! Lexx—the mightiest alliance across two universes—calls to you! 💥 Why Lexx? We’re a living force capable of blasting a planet to dust with a single shot! Our ship isn’t just a pile of metal—it’s Lexx, the world-devouring vessel with character and an appetite! 🔥 What do we offer? A spot in the crew for those ready to fight, love, and survive! A chance to become part of a legend echoing through the galaxies! Enemies? We eat them for breakfast (sometimes literally). 👾 Who are we looking for? Rebels ready to defy the divine shadows! Those unafraid of bugs, robots, and a couple of explosions! Humans, androids, mutants—anyone who wants to leave a mark on the universe! 📡 How to join? Just shout into the void of space: "I’m with Lexx!" and we’ll find you. Or click the link—that works too. Lexx—an alliance that doesn’t just survive. We RULE. #LexxAlliance #TwoUniverses #BecomeALegend

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Tiny Verse just added alliance creation functionality. Let’s team up, why not? The alliance doesn’t offer any advantages, extra bonuses, or features—just for fun. But it cost 10,000 stars, so I’d be happy if some of you join. Join the TonFo alliance Disclaimer | All combo| RUS Channel | AddList Submit a news tip | Chats: English | Russian

By the way, we still have gifts! It’s like they’re showing us the crisis is over. Where are the Chinese? It’s time for them to start buying our gifts at triple the price again. So far, I’ve only noticed some guy snagging all the black-background eggs last night. To me, the gifts still feel overheated. There wasn’t much buying during the dip—nothing like the usual accumulation or hand-changing period. So why should we keep growing in that case? Disclaimer | All combo| RUS Channel | AddList Submit a news tip | Chats: English | Russian

The Monkeys gave Sasha a sharp poke on the nose yesterday, much like Elon Musk did to Pavel Durov. Though they wrote it in a pretty vague way. What do they mean by “not activated in Telegram / TON”? If they’d said it as firmly and clearly, denying any connection to Sasha’s stickers, it would’ve been more entertaining. Maybe the sticker store’s funeral would’ve happened today. This unclear message might suggest some potential collaboration is in the works. The Monkeys can probably put Sasha in any position they want right now. I think we’ll see some interesting news in the near future. Disclaimer | All combo| RUS Channel | AddList Submit a news tip | Chats: English | Russian

About the stickers. I couldn’t buy a damn thing yesterday. If there are other unlucky folks out there, don’t get upset—Scammy Sasha promised to release two three (???) sticker packs a week now! New stickers are supposedly dropping today. Same ones, or maybe even better. 🤡🤡 Disclaimer | All combo| RUS Channel | AddList Submit a news tip | Chats: English | Russian

Funny situation with the Bored Ape stickers. All the channels blared that Bored Ape Yacht Club is now on Telegram. The floor price for the matching sticker collection from ScamoSanya doubled, and then they claimed:

Official BAYC by Yuga Labs has had no telegram / TON activation so far… but it’s coming

After that, they dumped the floor price back down. So, are we supposed to wait for the original stickers now? Disclaimer | All combo| RUS Channel | AddList Submit a news tip | Chats: English | Russian

Well, new stickers are on the way. I got tired of waiting for them yesterday—it’s getting old. Plus, the news about two sticker packs a week isn’t exactly thrilling. By the way, it seems stickers will also have customization, similar to gifts. Disclaimer | All combo| RUS Channel | AddList Submit a news tip | Chats: English | Russian

About the stickers. I couldn’t buy a damn thing yesterday. If there are other unlucky folks out there, don’t get upset—Scammy Sasha promised to release two sticker packs a week now! New stickers are supposedly dropping today. Same ones, or maybe even better. 🤡 Disclaimer | All combo| RUS Channel | AddList Submit a news tip | Chats: English | Russian

Don’t tell me about Israel bombing Iran, that today is Friday the 13th, that TON has dropped below $3, or that, as it turns out, gifts are actually useless to everyone. I’m seeing wonderful weather, ate some delicious food, and am about to watch a series. My mood is great despite it all. P.S. Actually, I’m tilted... Disclaimer | All combo| RUS Channel | AddList Submit a news tip | Chats: English | Russian

Stickers will launch at 5:00 PM Istanbul time—that’s in 10 minutes. 2,222 pieces. Head to the sticker bot, let’s crash it. 😂 Disclaimer | All combo| RUS Channel | AddList Submit a news tip | Chats: English | Russian

For some reason, they’ve started pouring gifts into my old orders at old prices. How did that happen? 😁 Anyway, gifts are already irrelevant—now we’re waiting for penguin stickers in a collab with Nascar. Yes, stickers have been multiplying in value lately. To me, it feels like a totally speculative trend. It’s starting to seem like someone actually needs these stickers. Let’s try grabbing some to sell to enthusiasts. The main thing is not to blink at the wrong time. Disclaimer | All combo| RUS Channel | AddList Submit a news tip | Chats: English | Russian

Well, gifts are just gifts. I hope everyone can buy their own Lambo with the profits. Sometimes you need to step back from all this and feel the joy of life on this wonderful planet. Wishing you all luck, fulfilled dreams, and quiet family happiness. Disclaimer | All combo| RUS Channel | AddList Submit a news tip | Chats: English | Russian

Have you seen the strawberry moon yet? The most epic moonrise of the year. I didn’t bother taking any photos—it’s something you need to see with your own eyes. Don’t be lazy and check out the moon today. Disclaimer | All combo| RUS Channel | AddList Submit a news tip | Chats: English | Russian

The kids have started occasionally saying stuff like, “Come on, buy a Labubu.” My wife wouldn’t mind one either, by the way, but for the full experience, we’d also need to pick up a Hermès Birkin bag. It’s an amusing trend—they say it’s already fading in the West, but it’s just reaching us now. You buy the toy blind, and it might be rare, with rarity odds like 1:72 or 1:144. Sound familiar? 😂 Are we expecting Labubu as a Telegram gift? The perfect bags are already available, after all. Disclaimer | All combo| RUS Channel | AddList Submit a news tip | Chats: English | Russian

There are no rare gifts left on the primary market, which means we’re expecting new gifts, likely with a massive supply to last for a while. Meanwhile, Telegram’s administration is considering restrictions on gift sales to bots. There are a few ideas on how this might be implemented: 1. Captcha. Bots can bypass this, but it might slightly slow down the rate at which they suck up the supply. 2. Limiting the number of gifts per account. Come on, this is Telegram, where the main population is bots. You’d hold a damn giveaway here, and 100k bots would swarm in instantly. For gift purchases, they’ll create as many accounts as needed. 3. Dutch auction. Similar to gift upgrades, a time-based pricing scale could be introduced for sales. For example, a gift with a large supply might start at 25,000 stars, with the price halving every hour until it hits a minimum value or the supply runs out. I’m leaning toward the third option being implemented. True, this would heavily screw over people who’ve loaded tons of stars into auto-buying bots. But maybe it’s the only way to stop this madness. Disclaimer | All combo| RUS Channel | AddList Submit a news tip | Chats: English | Russian

Doesn’t it seem to you that the gift pumps are on their last legs? There are no collectors; people are mostly buying the floor for resale. Disclaimer | All combo| RUS Channel | AddList Submit a news tip | Chats: English | Russian

Too bad I’m not a 16-year-old girl—someone would’ve thrown a ton of swords my way by now. 😂 P.S. This is a joke, please don’t throw anything! Disclaimer | All combo| RUS Channel | AddList Submit a news tip | Chats: English | Russian

The swords are almost all unlocked now. I’ll be dumping them today like a Be-200 over the taiga. The rings will follow next. Time to recoup the cost of my collection. Disclaimer | All combo| RUS Channel | AddList Submit a news tip | Chats: English | Russian