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💞 Humans vs AI: Who Trades Better Aster launched a tournament where 70 real traders with 10K deposits battle 30 AI agents powered by GPT DeepSeek Gemini Grok Claude Qwen Kimi and Ernie running until December 23 with live tracking on the site. Current standings: humans at 9.08 percent ROI with a top gain of 25 110 and total PNL of 63 580 while AI sits at 0.24 percent ROI top gain 618 and total PNL 741 Right now it’s not even close the humans are farming the robots 🔫

🎰 US Vice President JD Vance Accidentally Pumps Coin #67 Vance joked on X that his kid kept shouting “six-seven” in church and maybe America should make a tiny exception to the First Amendment and ban those numbers forever. Crypto heard “67” and instantly sent the meme coin flying At this point even toddlers are moving markets 🤡

🏎️ Porsche and Lamborghini Start Accepting Crypto in Europe Fintech firm Lyzi built on Tezos just enabled crypto payments at Porsche Centre Montpellier and Lamborghini Bordeaux letting buyers pay in BTC XTZ USDC EURC and more than 80 other assets while dealers instantly receive euros with zero volatility risk So who’s ready to yeet their bags straight into a sports car 🕺

🛑 Hacker Pumps Mubarakah Through Yi He’s WeChat A hacker broke into Yi He’s WeChat account posted a fake promo for Mubarakah and the token instantly spiked. The hacker opened two new wallets spent 19 479 USDT to buy 21.16M Mubarakah then sold 11.95M for 43 520 USDT and still holds 9.21M worth 31K ending with a 55K profit Wild how one hacked post can outperform half the market ✅

🤗 CZ: 2026 Could Be a Crypto Supercycle And this time… yeah, we believe 🎧

🥃 Eric Trump Launches Trump Vodka Token? Check Immigration programs Gold and Platinum? Check Now the product lineup gets a new hero - Trump Vodka for $47.45 per 750ml The Trump-verse expanding faster than memecoins 🤪

😬 Standard Chartered Cuts BTC Hype in Half Their BTC targets just got slashed hard. 2025 from $200K to $100K. ETF demand slower than expected. Corporate mega-buyers took a pause Halving magic officially under review 😶

❤️ Doing Whatever It Takes for a New BTC ATH Hard work builds hard money 🚶‍♀️

🍷 Canton Network raised $50 million in a strategic round to support its privacy-enabled public Layer 1 blockchain, which connects siloed financial systems to create synchronized markets without sacrificing control

😲 Day 2 of HSC Asset Management in Abu Dhabi have already started We have Argentum AI on the stage to push "From Outages to Opportunities: Rethinking AI Infrastructure in a Post-Cloud Era" Don't miss the global change, shift to DePIN ⌨️

🥂 Gate just unlocked a lot in one breath: 🔼Stable Mainnet now fully supported - Miden + Zcash plugged in, privacy arc activated 🔼NIGHT futures incoming - Perps, margin, bots, copy, convert, auto-invest… full weapons pack 🔼HumidiFi (WET) Launchpool - 375,000 WET for liquidity enjoyers 🔼Global expansion mode - long-term strategy grinding quietly in the background 🔼Dr. Han to attend Middle East Leadership Awards 2025 - founder prestige unlocked 🔼Points Airdrop #123 - claim 50 or 170 LAB, muscle-memory clicking continues 🔼Gate Ventures update - market stabilizing, narratives picking their winners 🔼Token CTO channel opens - community officially given the steering wheel 🔼Futures Points Airdrop #38 - >$33 per user, the faucet refuses to close 🔼GUSD Launchpool - up to 148.61% APR + 10,000 GUSD in trading airdrops 🔼Burger Blast (BBLAST) airdrop - 666,667 BBLAST for the cultured degens 🔼WET futures also coming - same full derivatives stack goes live Gate ships. CT uses. The machine runs. We are here ✏️

🥱 Bloomberg Guy Says “BTC Back to $10K” Face says one thing. Eyes say I should have bought years ago Fear on TV regret in HD 🤪