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😫 Strategy Buys Another 10,645 BTC Strategy bought 10,645 BTC at an average price of $92,098. Total holdings now sit at 671,268 BTC Still stacking like there is no sell button ❓

💸 Bitcoin Hashrate Drops After China Pulls the Plug Bitcoin’s hashrate fell by around 100 EH/s in a single day roughly 8 percent as at least 400 000 mining rigs went offline. The reason farms in Xinjiang China were shut down Every cycle Bitcoin survives another “this time China killed it” moment 🖥

🙄 Crypto Market Under Pressure Over the last 90 days only 10 percent of the top 100 coins are in profit while the other 90 percent bleed. Historically this kind of pain often marks accumulation phases and the moment when only the strongest projects survive The part of the cycle where boredom does more damage than fear 😱

😂 Binance Tells Traders to Touch Grass Binance dropped a post written in binary code and anyone nerdy enough to decode it got the message “touch grass if you can read this” a polite reminder to log off and go outside Even the exchange thinks you’ve stared at the chart long enough 🌿

🗽 SEC Explains How to Not Lose Your Crypto The SEC dropped a simple guide reminding retail investors that crypto lives on the blockchain not in the wallet lost keys mean lost funds hot wallets are risky cold wallets are safer seed phrases are sacred and self custody means full personal responsibility 👍 ✅ Exchanges are convenient but not risk free and regulation or insurance won’t magically save your coins Turns out decentralization comes with homework 🤡

🧸 Vanguard Analyst Calls Bitcoin a Digital Labubu A senior Vanguard analyst says it’s hard to see BTC as anything more than a digital Labubu for now. Still he admits that under the right conditions Bitcoin could one day have value beyond pure speculation From toy vibes to monetary theory that’s one hell of a character arc 🧸

🤗 Coinbase CEO: Crypto Means Property Rights and Free Trade Brian Armstrong says crypto creates property rights sound money and free trade for everyone. Not just tech - an economic reset Big ideas behind small code 💡

🪙 Tether Wants to Buy Juventus Tether has made an official offer to fully acquire Juventus. Paolo Ardoino says the club is part of his life and a symbol of Italian excellence From stablecoins to Serie A 🥃

🤖 Europe Could Face Robot Riots by 2035 Europol warns mass automation may kill jobs and spark protests against robots. Service bots could be attacked, hacked, or turned into tools for crime. AI drones may target energy and water systems Not sci-fi - just the next decade loading 💻

🇧🇷 Brazil’s Biggest Bank Backs Bitcoin Itaú, the largest private bank in Brazil, recommends 1–3% of a portfolio in Bitcoin. For diversification and protection against currency swings Banks quietly turning orange 🍷

💸 Saylor Teases Another BTC Buy “₿ack to more orange dots” You already know what that means 😎

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🚬 Ledger Co-Founder Calls for Crypto Civil Resistance Ledger co-founder slammed a French law forcing people to declare the market value of self-custodied crypto. His idea: launch a protest token with zero real value but huge paper price and mass-report it Crypto community turned compliance into rebellion 🥸

🗽 Bitcoin Hits Times Square Bitwise is advertising Bitcoin on Times Square. Michael Saylor says Bitcoin is the new benchmark return on Wall Street From niche to neon lights 🕺

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