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SharpLink just moved 5,442 ETH to Galaxy Digital… and CT thinks it’s doomsday 🫠📉 The firm is sitting on $479M in unrealized ETH losses - brutal. With ETH sliding to $3,000, rumors fly: OTC dump? Treasury panic? But they insist: “We’re committed to our ETH strategy.” Diamond hands or forced hands? Hard to tell. 😂

MSCI To Bitcoin Firms: “Nice Treasury, Would Be A Shame If Index Funds Dumped It” 😏 MSCI is flirting with the idea of kicking BTC-heavy companies out of its top indexes if more than half their balance sheet is in crypto. 💣 That could force billions in passive selling, with JPMorgan saying MicroStrategy alone might eat up to $2.8B of sell pressure if this goes through. 🧨 Moral of the story: you turned your company into a leveraged Bitcoin ETF — now the TradFi index gods are deciding whether you still count as a “normal stock.”

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Saudi developers are tokenizing a Trump-branded Maldives resort… because why not 💼🌴💰 Up to 70% of a $300M luxury project will be sold as blockchain tokens to U.S. investors. Imagine explaining to your accountant: “Yes, my retirement plan is a tokenized overwater villa by 2028.” Peak timeline. 😂

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Mt. Gox is awake again. Nobody asked for this. 🧟‍♂️💀 After 8 months of silence, the zombie exchange just moved 10,422 BTC (~$936M). Every time this wallet blinks, traders instantly lose 5 years of lifespan. Still holding 34,689 BTC… Translation: The horror sequel isn’t over. 🎬😱

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Green light given for sale!😁

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Hong Kong just approved its first foreign crypto bank - bull market cosplay continues 🇭🇰🚀 AMINA Bank gets the green light to offer “institutional-grade everything,” right after HK volumes spiked 233%. They can now custody & trade 13 coins - BTC, ETH, USDC, even DeFi majors. TradFi entering crypto like: “We were here the whole time 🤥.”

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"Invest only what you can afford to lose" is a rookie rule. 😅 Real crypto traders invest everything they have, and then borrow from their friends for more. 💸📉

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The Musk-Bitcoin scammer just got hit with the ultimate crypto karma 💸🔥 Dude stole ~$794K in BTC during the 2020 Twitter mega-hack (Obama, Musk, Biden - basically half the planet). Then he went to prison… and the stolen coins moon-ed. Now the court says: “Cool gains, hand over £4M.” Steal during a bull market → serve time → number go up → government wants its cut. Peak 2020 energy. 😂

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Stock traders reach for validol (heart medication) when the market drops.💊📉 Crypto traders, during the same drop, reach for their credit cards to buy more dips 💳🚀

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Ubisoft has temporarily suspended trading of its shares due to a delayed financial report 📉. Its stock has plummeted over 91% in 5 years. The gaming giant is facing a major crisis caused by failed releases 🎮❌ and other issues. The company promises to publish the report and resume trading by Friday.

Starknet (STRK) seems to have decided to test how quickly investors can buy the dip, and then watch it fly to the stars. 🚀 The price is $0.2492 today with a 24-hour trading volume of $812,190,957. This represents a 32.22% price increase in the last 24 hours and a 60.64% price increase in the past 7 days. 🌕