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Solana keeps ruling the DEX world! For 11 straight months, it has outperformed Ethereum in spot trading volume, proving its strength in decentralized exchanges. 💪

🤣 Melania Trump shilled $MELANIA coin with a proud “Into the future”. And it really went there — straight into the abyss: –98% since launch 📉 Guess the only future left is bagholders explaining this to their kids. 🧐

🎲 Prediction markets explode as memecoins cool In September, prediction markets more than doubled volume to $4.3B (+126%), their strongest month ever. 📈 🔸Kalshi took the crown with $2.74B (+214%, 64% share) 🔸Polymarket grew 41% to $1.42B (33% share) 🔸Limitless +1,962% to $103M 🔸Myriad +61% to $4.4M Meanwhile, Solana memecoin trading slumped 38% to $19B — still 4x larger, but the shift is clear. 👀 Degens may be finding new trenches in election odds, macro data, sports & pop culture bets instead of meme coins ⚡️📊

🤣 Meme coins found their way even onto Plasma — a new stablecoin-focused L1 Plasma hit mainnet beta last week, locking $5.5B TVL and pushing its XPL token to a $2.3B market cap. But degens quickly launched meme coins on the chain too. ⚡️ The star: Trillions — born from a viral meme about the stablecoin market reaching “trillions.” It skyrocketed to a $60M cap before crashing to ~$18M. Other tokens (Bankless, Luna, Pepe clones) also pumped via DyorSwap. Despite not endorsing memes, Plasma now ranks 5th among stablecoin networks — but the community is shouting only one word: Trillions. 🚀

💔 A Colorado man thought he found love… but instead found a $1.4M exit scam The “dream woman” showed him wine, real estate, and crypto charts — but when he tried to cash out, the only thing pouring was his savings straight into cold wallets. 🥂💸 So, if she says “I’m in crypto” after a week of chatting — she’s not your soulmate, she’s your liquidation event 😅

🤣 Vitalik is at it again — dumping his freebie shitcoins! While the market is bouncing back, he sold two memecoins gifted by founders and walked away with $13.8K + 28.5 ETH (~$114.7K). Even Vitalik knows: when life gives you airdrops, cash them out 💰

It finally happened — Polymarket made it into a South Park episode! 😁 CEO Shayne Coplan called it surreal, since he grew up watching the show. 👶 The episode also gave a nod to rival prediction market Kalshi. Crypto degens, we’ve officially crossed into pop culture 📺🚀

🙏 When your church donations were supposed to buy land, but the office manager thought “holy bags” meant altcoin bags… 👴 A 60-year-old church manager in South Korea stole ₩480M ($350K+) from church funds, “invested” via a shady chat group, and got rugged. He told parishioners the money went to land & construction, but really it went to crypto heaven. Moral of the story: even God can’t save you from a pump-and-dump. 😬✝️🪙

💥 Pump & dump drama on Solana! Yesterday, Solana co-founder Anatoly Yakovenko retweeted a post from Perp DEX Quanto — instantly sending $QTO skyrocketing within minutes. 🚀 Then came accusations that Quanto’s team were serial scammers. Anatoly admitted his mistake, deleted the tweet — and $QTO crashed just as fast. 🤷 Later, claims of scams turned out to be FUD, and the token bounced back (though with less hype). Manipulation or an honest slip? Either way, Solana $QTO got a free rollercoaster ride 🎢

🤣 Degens never miss a pump signal Last night, a random post appeared on Sam Bankman-Fried’s Twitter (yep, the jailbird himself). Within minutes, FTT — aka the official coin of collapsed FTX — skyrocketed nearly +50%. 🚀 Turns out it wasn’t SBF… just his “friend” borrowing the account. Classic crypto: one tweet, instant pump, zero logic 📈📉

👏 Solana just went full meme mode In the last 7 days, over 270,000 new tokens launched on the Solana blockchain 🤯 Most of them? Meme coins spun up via Pumpfun. The chain is literally drowning in fresh tokens — some gems, but mostly pure degen experiments. 🤪

🚨 Free game turned costly! Steam title BlockBlasters hid a trojan in its update — stealing $150K+ from 478 players! 😈🐴 The scandal blew up live when streamer RastalandTV lost $32K on stream! 🙀 Not every “free game” is really free... sometimes it costs your entire wallet 🎮💸

🚀 Dogecoin ETF smashes expectations (such wow, very Wall Street) DOGE pumped +8% in 24h after the first U.S. Dogecoin ETF (DOJE by Rex-Osprey) launched and obliterated forecasts — $6M in volume during the first hour, compared to the $2.5M analysts thought was “realistic.” 😂 Bloomberg’s Eric Balchunas called it “shockingly solid,” while DOGE holders just called it Tuesday. Meanwhile, CleanCore Solutions is hoarding DOGE like a squirrel with winter nuts — already 600M DOGE ($170M), with dreams of bagging 5% of all supply. DOGE = $0.286, up 34% in 30 days. Much ETF, very moon. 🌕🐕💎

🤣 Trump goes full golden BTC maxi Washington just got wilder: a 12-foot golden statue of Donald Trump holding Bitcoin popped up by the Capitol. Installed by creators of the memecoin DJTGST on Pump․Fun (yes, really) — it lasted one day but pumped their token +50%. 📈 Perfect timing: statue in the morning, Fed rate cut in the evening. Coincidence? Or just peak 2025 meme season. Some call it “performance art with a financial twist.” Others call it a cash grab with extra glitter. Either way, Trump now officially HODLs harder than most of CT. 🥇😁

👵 Grandma launches her own memecoin! A 101-year-old grandma created the GRANDMA token on Solana, and in just 24 hours it hit a $1M market cap. 🚀 As expected — pump, rug, rebound, dump — all straight from the memecoin playbook. 😁 Her viral livestream sent the project trending across socials. Whether meme or madness, this grandma is running the show. 🤪

😂 Crypto bros in full meltdown Trump just filed a $15 BILLION lawsuit against the New York Times, claiming their reporting hurt him (and totally not because his TRUMP memecoin tanked). In reality, the token only gets a passing mention in the case — the real beef is that NYT keeps bringing up Epstein. 🥸 So, Trump’s legal strategy looks like this: “When life dumps your meme coin, sue the newspaper instead.” 😁📝

Another PumpFun drama 👀 📺 🦼A streamer with a disability launched a token called “120 HOURS”, claiming he had just 5 days left to live and only wanted to raise some money for his family. Crypto bros bought the story, pumped the coin to a $500K market cap, and the creator pocketed $14K in fees. 💵 Then? He ended the stream… and vanished. 😬

💸 PumpFun devs be like: “Who needs VC funding when degens pay our rent?”👀 Yesterday alone they raked in a record $3.5M in fees — and over $20M in just the last week. Degens thought they were minting memes… but actually they were minting the team’s retirement plan 😂

🤣 From intern to scammer speedrun A TON Foundation intern named Ethan decided a $10k/month salary was too boring… so he launched his own memecoin on Solana via Pump.Fun, hyped it with his TON-verified Twitter, and made it look “official.” 😂 Investors: “Wow, new TON project!” Ethan: deletes posts, disappears. TON Foundation: “Not my circus, not my monkeys ”🙈 — and fired him today. Lesson: sometimes the real Pump.Fun is your career going down the drain. 🤷

👀 Base might launch its own token At the BaseCamp conference, lead developer Jesse Pollak revealed the team is considering a native token for Base. 🔥 📈 Following the news, ZORA — the NFT & content tokenization platform closely tied to Base — spiked +20%. Base, launched in 2023 with Coinbase’s backing, has grown into one of the largest Ethereum L2s. Until now, the team had ruled out a token due to US regulatory constraints — but that stance may be shifting. 🧐