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The Louvre robbers were caught in line for a football match—four geniuses were waiting with beer for the game between Paris FC and Lyon. The angry police apprehended the thieves at the entrance to the stadium, so they missed the match. Ocean's friends had meticulously planned the heist: using a truck with a retractable ladder and regular angle grinders, they broke in through a window at the Louvre, where they overpowered the unarmed guards with their saws. In just 7 minutes, the thieves made off with jewelry worth 88 million euros and escaped on scooters. The geniuses messed up their timing; due to their greed, they didn’t manage to burn the truck and equipment, which allowed the police to gather as many as 150 pieces of evidence, including fingerprints and DNA. Despite the capture of seven thieves, the location of the stolen items remains unknown.

⚡️ Mass layoffs are expected for Russians in 2026—according to IT analysts, the number of companies planning to optimize their workforce has increased by 1.5 times. And this is just the beginning: this trend is expected to continue for the next 5 to 10 years. Job vacancy sites are already reporting a decline in job postings and an increase in the number of resumes. The main reasons for these layoffs are AI, automation, and cost-cutting. Analysts state that the era of hiring based solely on "the number of hands" is coming to an end. Now, what matters is not just having employees, but their actual value. It’s frightening.

Of course, no one was planning to work on Saturday.

AvtoVAZ has released an exclusive Lada for your buddy. It comes lowered straight from the factory.

The iPhone 18 Pro will be vibrant — according to rumors, Apple plans to completely eliminate dark color options for the casing. We can expect three stylish colors: burgundy, coffee, and purple. Tim Cook, we are still waiting for a pink Pro model.

On Halloween, Durov is thinking about Sparta instead of the Roman Empire. But where is this gladiator hiding his sword?

n8n is out — a free platform for automating any task using AI has been launched. Pokee is essentially the opposite of n8n: - It's incredibly simple: just describe your task in the chat, and the AI will find all the necessary tools for you. - You can automate anything: from handling emails to generating AI content for social media. - You can repeat the finished process multiple times and schedule it for your preferred time. - It supports the generation of any type of content. - Generous credits are offered — you can use it for free. Let’s tackle the routine — try it out for free. Link to Pokee.

The Witcher Hits Rock Bottom – the new season has turned out to be complete garbage, with viewers giving it a shameful 19% freshness rating. Everything is being criticized: the plot, the dialogue, the actors' choreography, and the lack of depth. Instead of delivering dark fantasy, the creators have thrown at audiences a typical teen series with a choppy storyline, designed to be "watched" while scrolling through TikTok. > The new Witcher is an AWFUL cheap knockoff from TEMU. > The story includes all the nuances and twists typical of a children's show for three-year-olds. > One might say it was written by AI, but I believe modern GPT models could do a better job than these writers. Netflix, stop.

Sber has for the first time combined payment, tips, and service ratings directly at the terminal. With this new feature, customers can express their gratitude with high ratings and tips without stepping away from the checkout. This moment of appreciation is truly important, as establishments receive an honest rating based on the actual experiences of guests. All ratings are published in 2GIS with a "Verified by Sber" label, which serves as a mark of trust and authenticity. Today, SberTips is the leader in the market for cashless tipping.

The secret to success has been revealed: you need to erase work-life balance from your life and work hard. According to billionaires themselves, this is the only way to achieve success. A former Wall Street financier disclosed the "uncomfortable truth": no truly successful person lives in harmony between work and personal life. He spoke with 12 billionaires and found some common threads among them: - Successful people literally live their work and constantly talk about it. - Each one gives a similar piece of advice: keep trying and working until you see results. - On average, the path to success takes about ten years. This news has sent shockwaves through the Zoomer generation.

Say goodbye to lag in games — a new tool has been released that optimizes your internet connection, fixing packet loss and high ping. This is a true Swiss Army knife to ensure your PC runs at its best: - Removes unnecessary applications from the Microsoft Store; - Improves internet performance; - Cleans up junk files; - Disables unnecessary Windows services and tracking; - Configures your system to "gaming mode," prioritizing all resources for gaming. Gamers, it's free — you can find it here.

T-Bank has launched an interactive cashback map — now, within the bank's app, users can see nearby locations offering increased cashback, discounts, and special offers. The map aims to increase visibility for small businesses without significant expenses on promotion and advertising. It was developed based on T-Bank's advertising platform. A cheat code for entrepreneurs.

New AI Features Introduced in Yandex 360's Tables and Mail — the update was showcased at the major technology conference Yandex Connect. Now, you can work with Tables using prompts: structure data, translate texts, and much more without needing formulas. In Mail, the AI will be able to sift through emails and locate older yet important messages. AI will also be added to Telebridge to create convenient and detailed summaries of meetings. Additionally, chat features will be coming soon thanks to integration with the Messenger.

Euro Truck Simulator 2 has added the CIS — now you can experience being a long-haul truck driver in familiar landscapes. Enthusiasts have put together a massive collection of mods that opens up the entire map of Russia and Belarus, provides access to eastern Ukraine, and allows you to speed through western Kazakhstan. To fully enjoy the experience: let's add a Gazelle mod and transport bananas from Portugal to Vladivostok. We’re going all out with the “Yokar’ny Baba” — get it here.

The Japanese have released a must-have for hard workers — slippers that relax your feet better than any massage therapist. The secret lies in the special nubs of varying firmness on the insoles. Inside each slipper is a spring that mimics the movements of a massage therapist's fingers. These slippers improve blood circulation and massage the muscles. The best part: they work even when you're standing. This is the most essential purchase for anyone over 25.

Sberbank customers can now receive refunds for their purchases in just a few seconds—previously, this process took almost 5 days. The bank has changed the game and made the process as quick and convenient as possible. Here’s how it works: simply obtain a return receipt and wait for a pleasant push notification or SMS. The decision is made by artificial intelligence. The "Instant Refund" feature is available only at Sberbank terminals.

⚡️ Telegram IS NOT BLOCKED in Crimea — the messenger was not functioning due to a technical issue, according to the operator "Volna." Let's take a breath.

Toyota has released an SUV that requires complete assembly—literally. The IMV Origin must be put together by the owner, much like a Lego set. The IMV Origin can be transformed into a pickup, van, transport platform, or even a minibus—just order the appropriate kit and grab a screwdriver. The specifications and price have not yet been disclosed. Finally, a building set for grown-up boys.

⚡️ The end of "Stranger Things" is near — Netflix has released a full trailer for the final fifth season. The characters must unite all their strength to finally defeat the main villain of the series, Vecna. It looks epic. The first episodes will be released on November 26.