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Long positioning builds liquidation risk According to Coinglass, BTC and ETH long positions are piling up quickly. This imbalance makes the market vulnerable to sudden downside moves. 🟠 BTC at ~$83,300 = $6.2B+ in long liquidations. 🟠 ETH at ~$2,820 = $4.27B+ in liquidations. CRYPTO JOKER ☝️ Bybit

$340,000 drained due to forgotten permission signed in 2020 CertiK reveals that the attacker exploited an old approval the user had granted on a fake website years earlier. When the wallet balance grew, the hacker sent one transaction and took everything. Regular permission checks can prevent such incidents. CRYPTO JOKER ☝️ Bybit

Model shows BTC’s fair value near $165K — current price ~47% below it A chart built on global liquidity metrics indicates that Bitcoin is significantly undervalued, with a fair price around $165,000. According to the author, the market won’t be able to hold BTC far below that level for too long. CRYPTO JOKER ☝️ Bybit

Crypto Gains Full Legal Property Status in the UK With the Digital Assets Bill now enacted, crypto holders receive formal legal protection for managing their assets in bankruptcy and inheritance scenarios. About 12% of UK adults held cryptocurrency in the previous year. CRYPTO JOKER ☝️ Bybit

RFID Chip With Bitcoin Address Becomes Inaccessible An illusionist implanted an RFID chip linked to a BTC address but forgot the password. Although the chip works, there’s no way to access it unless he performs a long software recovery process or undergoes a surgical procedure. CRYPTO JOKER ☝️ Bybit

Market Rebounds: BTC > $90K, ETH Moving Toward $3K Bitcoin has reclaimed the $90K mark, while Ethereum edges closer to $3K. The broader market is also trending higher. CRYPTO JOKER ☝️ Bybit

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Brandt Warns of Potential $40K Dip, Sees $58K as Core Scenario Peter Brandt notes that bitcoin might briefly slide to the $40,000 area. Still, he considers $58,000 the more realistic pullback level, after which BTC should push toward fresh record highs. CRYPTO JOKER ☝️ Bybit

A16z Data Shows Limited On-Chain User Base Despite 716M global crypto holders, only 40–70M engage in on-chain activity, according to a16z. There are also 181M active addresses per month, though many may not represent real individuals. Widespread adoption remains in the future. CRYPTO JOKER ☝️ Bybit

Keone Hon Pushes Back Against Hayes’ Harsh Remarks After Arthur Hayes said MON could fall 99% and dismissed the project as a typical VC token, Keone Hon responded with a detailed technical breakdown. He highlighted that Monad introduces a fundamentally new L1 architecture focused on performance. CRYPTO JOKER ☝️ Bybit

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Ethereum ETFs see their worst month in history Investors pulled capital aggressively in November: • $3.48B exited spot Bitcoin ETFs, • $1.42B left spot Ethereum ETFs — the largest outflow ever recorded. The trend softened at the month’s end: BTC ETFs saw ~$70M of inflows, and ETH ETFs more than $312M. CRYPTO JOKER ☝️ Bybit

Why markets and Bitcoin dipped — Bloomberg’s breakdown Key pressures: • Bank of Japan’s surprise signal of a possible rate hike triggered yen strength and carry-trade unwinding. • Rising yields in Japan pulled capital back home. • Investors await critical US data, delaying risk exposure. • Fed uncertainty remains, including discussions about Powell’s future. • Tech and AI correct after months of overheating. • China’s manufacturing weakness weighs on Asia. • Crypto simply reacts to risk-off, nothing structural. CRYPTO JOKER ☝️ Bybit