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Kim Ung-Yong forecasts BTC surge to $220k in 45 days South Korean genius Kim Ung-Yong says Bitcoin is heading to $220,000 over the next 45 days. According to him, every cent of profit will go toward constructing churches around the globe. CRYPTO JOKER ☝️ Bybit

CZ: If the $4.3B fine is ever refunded, I’ll reinvest it in the U.S. Zhao noted that while he’s thankful for the pardon itself, a hypothetical refund would go toward investments in America. He added that he has not sought any compensation so far. CRYPTO JOKER ☝️ Bybit

Is CZ “signaling” BTC levels? Community notes matching numbers Crypto users noticed that word-count updates from Changpeng Zhao’s book oddly line up with Bitcoin’s price movements. • At BTC’s move to $84,000, CZ mentioned 114,000 words — later BTC hit $114,000. • With BTC near $103,000, he wrote about 97,000 words — now BTC sits around $97,000. The new puzzle is “300 pages,” which some see as a clue toward $300,000. CRYPTO JOKER ☝️ Bybit

Saylor Says Bitcoin Will Outshine Gold by 2035 According to Strategy co-founder Michael Saylor, Bitcoin’s rise is inevitable. He claims BTC will surpass gold in market capitalization within the next decade as institutions continue to adopt it globally. CRYPTO JOKER ☝️ Bybit

Bitcoin User Pays $105,000 Fee for $10 Transfer An unlucky crypto user made one of the most expensive typos in Bitcoin history — paying almost 1 BTC in fees to send just $10. Analysts attribute the incident to human error or an incorrect manual fee setup. Typically, such transfers cost less than a cent. CRYPTO JOKER ☝️ Bybit

Santa Rally May Return to Crypto Markets Bitcoin could see a year-end surge as traders anticipate the traditional “Santa Rally.” Historically, BTC has closed six of the last eight Decembers with gains of up to 46%. Factors like Trump’s payouts, easing Fed policy, and high liquidity could support another seasonal upswing. CRYPTO JOKER ☝️ Bybit

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Stray Cats Shut Down a Chinese Mining Farm 😺 An unusual disruption hit a crypto mining hub in China after stray cats snuck inside to nap on the warm equipment. The cooling system got blocked, temperatures spiked, and the system shut down automatically. Staff have since reinforced the site with protective mesh and sensors. CRYPTO JOKER ☝️ Bybit

Beijing blames Washington for seizing 127,000 BTC China’s CVERC has accused the US Justice Department of unlawfully seizing 127,000 BTC (about $13.3 billion) belonging to Prince Group’s Chen Zhi. The report says the coins were stolen back in 2020 during a hack of the LuBian mining pool. CVERC calls the US operation “similar to a government hacker group’s activity.” The document labels the incident “an internal fight among thieves.” CRYPTO JOKER ☝️ Bybit

Buffett published what he calls his final annual shareholder letter. He stated that Greg Abel will take over as CEO of Berkshire Hathaway in 2026. Since 1965, these letters have been a central part of his investment philosophy. Buffett has already started passing on his assets: converting 1,800 Class A shares into 2.7 million Class B shares and distributing over $1.1 billion to four family foundations. He is also speeding up the transfer of $149 billion to his children’s charitable funds. Berkshire reports solid numbers — operating profit rose 34%, with cash reaching a record $381.7 billion. CRYPTO JOKER ☝️ Bybit

Musk suggests money could be replaced by watts Elon Musk believes that money won’t exist in the future. He explained that value might instead be measured in energy units, specifically watts reflecting electric output. CRYPTO JOKER ☝️ Bybit

Senate moves to end 40-day shutdown The Senate has passed the initial step of a deal to restore federal government activity following a 40-day suspension. Sixty senators supported the measure, while forty voted against it. Next, the bill heads to the House. After its approval, the shutdown will come to an official close. Market sentiment is cautiously positive. CRYPTO JOKER ☝️ Bybit

Trump’s $2,000 plan echoes 2020, but the market is no longer cheap Trump announced that all Americans, except high earners, would get a minimum of $2,000 thanks to tariff income. In 2020, such helicopter payments helped fuel a strong market rebound. Now, with markets far from depressed levels, this money could inflate an already fragile bubble and worsen inflation. CRYPTO JOKER ☝️ Bybit

“Cryptospain” detained in Spain over $300M crypto scheme Spain has arrested “Cryptospain,” suspected of creating a $300M crypto pyramid with promises of 20% annual profits and thousands of investors onboard. Authorities say the setup matches a traditional pyramid structure with offshore transfers in eight countries. Bail was refused because of the risk he might flee. Investigators are also looking into political ties: Castillo reportedly transferred $115k in crypto to far-right figure Luis “Alvise” Pérez Fernández and helped arrange anonymous donations. CRYPTO JOKER ☝️ Bybit

Kazakhstan to establish $500M–$1B crypto fund The National Bank of Kazakhstan is preparing a crypto fund financed partly through confiscated and repatriated assets, including crypto wallets, with a target size of $500M to $1B. Investments will focus on crypto-related ETFs and equities rather than buying tokens directly. Central bank head Timur Suleimenov emphasized that the strategy will be conservative. The structure is expected to launch at the end of 2025 or early 2026. CRYPTO JOKER ☝️ Bybit

Crypto market attempts to rebound Bitcoin maintains support around $102,000, with Ethereum staying above $3,300. Strong movers include FIL (+58%), ICP (+34%), and MYX (+28%). Losers of the day: ZK (-7%), ASTER (-6%), 2Z (-6%). After nearly a week of outflows, ETFs recorded inflows of $240M to BTC and $12M to ETH. The Fear & Greed Index sits at 24, reflecting extreme market caution. CRYPTO JOKER ☝️ Bybit

A €1 billion AI mega-facility is coming to Munich, jointly developed by Nvidia and Deutsche Telekom. The site will host 10,000 Nvidia Blackwell GPUs, increasing Germany’s overall AI power by about 50%. It is scheduled to go live early next year. Perplexity will be one of the first customers. CRYPTO JOKER ☝️ Bybit

CryptoQuant’s Julio Moreno says Bitcoin risks falling to $72K in the coming months if it can’t stay above $100K. Spot demand has weakened since mid-October, ETF outflows continue, and the Coinbase premium has dropped. The Bull Score sits at 20 — a clear bearish signal. According to Hashdex, Fed uncertainty and long-term holder selling are adding pressure, but institutions are still expanding their crypto exposure. CRYPTO JOKER ☝️ Bybit

BTC slipped under the $100K mark — the first time since June.🆘

Trump says he wants to make the U.S. the global hub for crypto. Speaking on 60 Minutes, he stressed that he won’t allow China to dominate the market, describing crypto as “a huge industry with unmatched potential.” He added that Biden’s attempt to “use crypto for votes” failed miserably: “They voted for me. I want to make crypto great again.” CRYPTO JOKER ☝️ Bybit