Sergei Sergienko

🤓 Google announced that its first AI glasses will roll out next year. Somewhere between excitement and mild panic feels about right. We wait. And pretend we’re ready.

🚫 Oh my, the absurdity around China’s social credit system keeps leveling up. So apparently, there's a WeChat feature that warns you when a debtor is nearby and suggests keeping your distance. Looks fake, yet feels uncomfortably plausible. Everyone remembers that Black Mirror episode. This is not a road we should walk down.

Crypto delusion #5: The more coins you hold, the more pro you become. #crypto_delusions

💬 ZachXBT called out the InfoFi crowd, Kaito Yaps, Galxe, Layer3, Cookie and Wallchain, for turning the ecosystem into an AI-spam landfill. Bot armies everywhere, and even donation threads for open-source devs get buried under generated junk. I'd say it's time to clean this place up.

🫵 You don’t get it. This one's different.

💀 “Rat” spotted at Binance. One employee thought he could play insider and started shilling a new token right from the official account. The ending wrote itself: fired, taken to court, whistleblower walked away with a clean $100K. The moral here stays boring and reliable. Justice wins.

🔮 Prediction markets are heating up, so here' s my crypto prophecy for the day. You tell yourself you will “enter the market carefully” and somehow end up with x20 leverage. A bold path toward adventure or liquidation, depends on the mood of the chart.

Crypto delusion #4: a fancy website with cool animations means the team is trustworthy. #crypto_delusions

🔗 CZ says governments should record their spending on-chain in a transparent, immutable ledger. He’s right. A budget that still works like a black box makes no sense in 2025.

😭 My heroic attempt to save the bull market by buying twenty dollars of bitcoin every week...

🧡 Back in 2011–2013, physical bitcoins were a whole thing, aka Casascius Coins. Metal tokens with a hologram hiding a slip of paper with a private key inside. Peel it off and the BTC moves to a regular address. The wild part is how many people kept them untouched for years and only started redeeming them recently.

🫠 Coinbase asks: “Would you rather untangle these or untangle the 14 wallets you made during "alt szn"?

⛔ X blocked the European Commission’s ad account for “artificially inflating reach”. Fair enough. If you pump your numbers, you get the boot like everyone else.

🕯 Dogecoin just turned 12 this weekend. Billy Markus looked back at launch day with his signature chaos:

12 years ago i made something stupid and then a bunch of even stupider stuff happened and now i am posting about it on the internet to 2.15 million followers.

Happy birthday to the coin that started as a joke and somehow ended up with a multibillion market cap.

Crypto delusion #3: Influencers know exactly where the market is going. Nothing says “reliable forecast” like a guy filming price targets in his car. #crypto_delusions

⛔ A global Cloudflare outage took down the interfaces of several major Solana protocols: Jupiter, Raydium, Meteora and more. What a view! Fully decentralized Web3 putting on a show.

💡 Me, double-checking my crypto address before sending anything over 50 bucks.

🤡 Meanwhile, someone just sent $1.1M to the wrong wallet thanks to an address swap scam. Check your addresses. Then check again. Then one more time. A few seconds of paranoia costs less than accidentally crowning a new millionaire.

🛁 Coinbase released a lotion called Diamond Hand. Finally, skincare for the terminally crypto-pilled. Rumor says one application removes the urge to panic-sell. Waiting for the next release, the “HODL & Shine” shampoo.

A legendary face-off. Careful with this pic tho. It adds $1M to BTC… but only if you forward it to five friends. Ignore it and the market gods keep the curse running.