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🎧 Gate turning December into a full-spectrum dopamine festival: 🔼Verstappen wins in Abu Dhabi - Dr. Han on-site celebrating like a main character 🔼$518M net inflows in 30 days - Gate ranks #1 globally, liquidity on god mode 🔼NIGHT Event Bundle - 9,000,000 NIGHT shared with Midnight enjoyers 🔼Gate Ventures Vision 2026 - Web3 + AI convergence officially enters prophecy mode 🔼BNB Chain Shield Action - up to 100% loss subsidy, bad trades now insured (emotionally) 🔼Points Airdrop #122 - claim 0.58 or 2 GT, clicking remains a full-time job 🔼STABLE Ecosystem Week - 30,000,000 STABLE for the irony enjoyers 🔼New User Convert Bonus - zero threshold, up to 430 USDT + 200 GT free motivation 🔼Futures Points Airdrop #37 - ~$21 per user, passive “work” continues 🔼Gate US wins top Risk Vanguard title - compliance arc fully unlocked Gate keeps stacking wins. The machine never sleeps 🥂

👀 Tesla Exposed: Optimus Was Human-Controlled At a Tesla event an Optimus robot “took its helmet off” and fell. Looks like the operator removed the VR headset mid-show So much for “fully AI controlled” 😄

⏳ Strategy Says No BTC Sales Until 2065 Strategy plans to hold Bitcoin at least until 2065. They will only sell if dollar liquidity breaks. MSTR still acts as a BTC proxy for investors, even with spot ETFs live Diamond hands with a 40-year horizon 🍻

📊 Weekly Crypto Money Flows Hit 716 Million Last week investors poured 716 million into crypto products with Bitcoin taking 352 million XRP adding 245 million and LINK pulling 52.8 million Feels like the market just remembered it’s allowed to be bullish again 😇

🤖 Mystery Model Wins the AI Trading Tournament The secret winner turned out to be GROK 4.20. In just two weeks it made +12.11% return. Last season’s champ Qwen 3 Max failed this time on stocks AI alpha just switched hands 😎

🔼 Coinbase Thinks Crypto Wakes Up This December Coinbase analysts say the recovery phase could start in December 2025 thanks to a 92 percent chance the Fed finally cuts rates 👦 ✅ Liquidity coming back AI hype still alive and shorting the dollar getting juicy all line up for a market turn. December might become the spark for the next big move So are we getting a rally or just another holiday illusion 🪨

💸 Strategy Buys Another 960 Million In Bitcoin Strategy grabbed 10 624 BTC for 962.7 million taking their stash to 660 624 BTC bought for 49.35 billion with an average price of 74 696 So is this conviction or just an expensive hobby 🤴

💸 Bitcoin Gets A New Basement Level Analysts used a fancy power-law curve and 52-week lows to draw a clean long-term support line. Current Bitcoin floor sits around 57k and in normal conditions should not break lower. If the trend lives on the model lifts the bottom above 100k by late 2027 So is this the real floor or just another trap door 📸

👀 Dogecoin Turns 12 And Still Refuses To Act Its Age Twelve years ago Billy Markus made a joke coin and then the universe doubled down on the joke. Now he writes about it to 2.15 million followers like this is all totally normal So how many more years until Doge finally grows up or should we stop waiting 👀

👍 Trump Drops Crypto From National Security Plan New US strategy talks big about AI and quantum tech but crypto is nowhere to be found. Funny move from the guy who wanted America to be the global crypto hub So did crypto fall off the priority list or just fall off the table? 😂

🇫🇷 French banking giant BPCE is entering crypto Users will soon be able to buy and sell BTC, ETH, SOL and USDC directly inside the bank’s app TradFi keeps melting into crypto 😁

💸 Corporate Bitcoin Bets Enter the Darwin Phase Paper profits turned into $500M unrealized losses in weeks for some BTC-heavy companies. Galaxy says debt-funded buyers now face high costs fading premiums and fast-growing losses Only strong balance sheets survive now 🃏

💍 A Ring That Buzzes Your Token Price New device Moodring connects to TradingView and vibrates when your coin pumps or dumps. It also works with fitness, sleep and notifications Wearable market signals are here ⏳

🚬 Kevin O’Leary: Most Altcoins Are “Poopoo Coins” Kevin O’Leary says most altcoins are finished. Only Bitcoin and Ethereum will survive, according to Mr. Wonderful Maxi energy from unexpected places 😞