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🤰🏼Crypto Mom Wants To Talk Tokenization 📢 SEC Commissioner Hester Peirce, aka Crypto Mom, told the Digital Assets Summit that tokenization could reshape finance by boosting liquidity, efficiency, and cost savings. ⚖️ Of course, she added the classic line: “compliance first.” 🤣 Translation: You can tokenize Wall Street, just don’t forget to fill out 700 forms. 🌍 Global tokenized assets are already worth $31B, with McKinsey predicting growth to $2T by 2030. 🔍 CT reaction: “Cool, but wen ETF for tokenized memes?”

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🤝 Pakistan x USA: Crypto Diplomacy Edition 🇵🇰 Pakistan’s “Minister of State for Crypto” met Trump’s crypto advisor at the White House to talk blockchain collabs. 💬 Quote of the day: “A remarkable day for Pakistan in Washington.” 🤣 Translation: two dudes with MetaMask wallets discussing world domination through altcoins. 🌍 Saqib also hinted at a possible UN Crypto Resolution. Imagine diplomats arguing over gas fees at the General Assembly. 🔍 CT reaction: “wen joint US-Pak meme coin launch?”

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🐱 Hypurr NFT Airdrop Turns Into a Fortune 🎁 Early Hyperliquid users hit the jackpot after the Hypurr NFT drop — free cartoon cat avatars are now worth $68K each on average. 💎 One rare Hypurr with “Knight Ghost Armor” sold for a staggering $467K on Sunday. 📈 In just 24 hours, trading volume exploded past $44M across 4,600 NFTs. 😂 CT can’t stop laughing: free cats are suddenly worth more than annual salaries. 🔍 A reminder that early adoption in crypto can lead to life-changing rewards. DYOR.

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👘➡️🪙 From Kimonos to Bitcoin A 164-year-old Japanese textile giant, Marusho Hotta, is officially rebranding as Bitcoin Japan Corporation. 💼 After Bakkt bought a controlling stake, the firm decided to turn its falling kimono business into a Bitcoin treasury empire. ⚡️ New CEO from Bakkt is already in place, and the company plans to stockpile BTC while exploring new fintech ventures. 🤣 Imagine telling samurai in 1861: “One day your kimono maker will hoard magic internet money.” 🔍 Another sign that Bitcoin adoption is spreading into even the oldest industries.

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TZUP: Buyback, Bitcoin, and a Dash of Doge 🐶📈 Thumzup’s like: Spent $1M buying itself ✔️ Launching $10M more ✔️ HODLing 19 BTC & 7.5M DOGE ✔️ Maybe buying a Dogecoin mining farm ✔️ Oh, and Trump Jr. has 350K shares 😂 Stock went +5.7% because apparently, the market loves companies that pay themselves while stacking DOGE. Some say it’s “strategy.” Others say it’s “stonks cosplay.” Either way: Web3 advertising has never looked more meme-ready.

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👩‍👧 Crypto Mom Wants To Talk Tokenization 📢 SEC Commissioner Hester Peirce, aka Crypto Mom, told the Digital Assets Summit that tokenization could reshape finance by boosting liquidity, efficiency, and cost savings. ⚖️ Of course, she added the classic line: “compliance first.” 🤣 Translation: You can tokenize Wall Street, just don’t forget to fill out 700 forms. 🌍 Global tokenized assets are already worth $31B, with McKinsey predicting growth to $2T by 2030. 🔍 CT reaction: “Cool, but wen ETF for tokenized memes?”

📅 October = ETF Season The U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) is set to decide on 16 crypto exchange-traded fund (ETF) applications in October, making it a pivotal month for the industry. 🐕 DOGE Day, SOL Sunday, XRP Wednesday… feels like Wall Street is playing bingo with altcoins. 📅 The marathon starts with the Litecoin ETF on Oct 2 and closes with WisdomTree’s XRP ETF on Oct 24. 💡 Analysts whisper about an incoming altcoin rally, but CT just wants to know which coin will moon first. 🤣 Meanwhile, Fidelity and BlackRock are sitting this round out like “we’ll come to the party later.” 🔍 Stay tuned - October might turn into the weirdest crypto calendar ever.

USDC Wants a “Refund Button” 🔄 Circle’s like: “What if stablecoins worked like credit cards?” 💳 Fraud? Refund. Wrong address? Refund. Bad NFT? Maybe refund 👀 Heath Tarbert admits: instant + irreversible ≠ perfect combo. So Circle might add a “counter-payment” layer to make TradFi comfy. Crypto purists: “This isn’t blockchain anymore.” Institutions: “Shut up and take my compliance.”

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🧨Vitalik just dropped Fusaka: Ethereum’s “Turbo Mode” Launch: Dec 3 🎯 Tech: PeerDAS = validators don’t read the whole book, just random pages 📖 Effect: Ethereum gets swole, gas fees go on a diet 💪 Right now: 2M ETH waiting to exit = 43-day queue ⏳ Revenue down 44% = ETH broke but ambitious 🪙 💁🏼‍♂️Vitalik basically said: “Don’t worry about L2 chaos. Mainnet about to flex with math magic.” ⚡️ETH is like Google — runs boring but profitable stuff in the background, while Fusaka makes it lightning fast.

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🗣 “Hey Nansen AI, make me rich.” Nansen just launched an AI sidekick that: Reads wallets like gossip magazines 📰 Explains your portfolio losses nicely 💔 Will soon trade for you 🤯 Justin Sun already simping: “AI agents are the future of trading.” Well, yeah, ChatGPT but it also judges your degen wallet history.