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🚀 SEC: Meme Coins Are Just Fancy Collectibles! 🖼 SEC just dropped a bombshell—meme coins aren’t securities but rather collectibles, like rare Pokémon cards or Beanie Babies. According to the Howey Test, buying meme coins isn’t an investment in a business, nor does it rely on someone else's effort for profit. Translation: You're not investing, you're just gambling with extra steps. 🎰😂 🔹 Your money isn’t funding a project 🔹 Profits come from pure market madness So, congrats, degens—your life savings are now officially "digital baseball cards." 😁🔥

💸 LIBRA & MELANIA Insider Team Caught Laundering $2.73M? Insiders allegedly funneled funds using a memecoin scheme. They spent 19,846 SOL ($2.76M) to buy $POPE (market cap <$150K) and sold it for just 175 SOL ($24K)—a $2.73M loss that conveniently ended up in other wallets. 💰 🚨 The U.S. DOJ has launched an investigation into the LIBRA token case. Maybe justice will catch up with them soon! ⚖️ 👀 🔗 Details | DOJ Probe

🥷Pump.fun just got hacked, and within minutes, a fake $PUMP token popped up on their Twitter. The post is already gone, but who knows—round two might be coming! 👀 🤔 With so much scam lately, let’s hope no one FOMO’d into this one… or should we start a RUG token next? 😅

🗣 Rumors say Kanye West sold his Twitter account for $20M, and now Barkmeta is gearing up to drop a token under his name. 🎤💰 Meanwhile, sharp-eyed analysts noticed a sudden shift in tone—Kanye just followed CZ and asked, "What is Hyperliquid?" 🤨 Oh, and watch out for the doginaldog crew—those pixel-dog PFP folks who stick to celebrities like glue and love sketchy projects. Last year, they even AI-faked FUD about Iggy Azalea’s token. Now, they might be behind this chaos too. Stay safe, avoid dog-faced scams! 🐶🚫

🚀 From "Coins Prey on Fans" to Launching One? Kanye West (a.k.a. Ye) is launching his own crypto token, YZY—despite once saying coins exploit fans. The best part? 70% of the supply goes straight to Ye! 😂 Apparently, he was inspired by Trump’s meme coin, but even his team had to negotiate him down from an 80% cut. The launch got delayed—maybe they realized it’s a little too soon after Argentina’s meme-coin scandal? 🤔 Crypto never sleeps, but some projects really should... 😅

💸 When GAS fees hit harder than the trade A trader went all-in on sniping the new meme coin $PAIN, dropping $2.05M on it. But the real pain? He accidentally paid $430K in transaction fees. 😵‍💫 Realizing his mistake, he quickly sold everything to break even… except for the small detail of burning nearly half a million on fees. 💰 At least he didn’t lose money on the token—just paid premium VIP access to the "Pain Club". 🔥😂

👜 Dior just dropped a new collection… of scams! 😁 🥷 A hacker took over Dior’s Instagram, hyped up a "luxury" Solana meme coin, and pumped it to the moon. The result? A Dior Coin that rocketed 138%—before crashing 90% the moment Dior got its account back. 🚀📉 Some traders are still holding on, hoping for a "Haute Couture comeback", but with just $8,730 in liquidity, this meme coin is looking more like fast fashion than high-end crypto. Moral of the story? If Dior ever really launches a token, it probably won’t be on Pump.fun. 💸😂 Stay stylish, stay skeptical! 😉

🚀 Dave Portnoy's Masterclass: How to Lose $200K and Make More! Remember when Dave lost $200K on a fake $LIBRA token? Well, he found a way to bounce back—by launching his own meme coin, GREED. 🤑 Step 1️⃣: Pump it to a $37M market cap. Step 2️⃣: Sell 35% of the supply for a cool $258K. Step 3️⃣: Watch GREED dump 99%. Step 4️⃣: Launch GREED2, because why stop now? 😁 Now he holds 26% of the supply GREED2 and he gives valuable financial advice: "Don't invest more than you can afford to lose." Genius. 🤣

🤣 CZ’s Accidental Airdrop – Crypto Karma at Its Finest! The saga continues: 🔹 Student donates $50K to help $LIBRA victims 🔹 CZ donates 150 BNB (~$100K) to the student 🔹 CZ’s wallet instantly flooded with random memecoins 💀 Now, CZ wants to donate it all again—most likely to TST & Broccoli victims. But don’t get it twisted, he’s "not endorsing" any of them. 😂 (🔗 CZ Tweet) Crypto logic: 1️⃣ Try to make quick money? Lose everything. 2️⃣ Give money away? Get more back. 3️⃣ Leave prison saying memecoins aren’t your thing? Accidentally pump them anyway. 🚀😂

🤣 The $LIBRA Rug… But Make It Worse One guy saw Milei’s $LIBRA repost, got hyped, and aped in for $200K… except he bought the wrong $LIBRA. 💀 Result? Fake memecoin dumped 93%, and now he’s down $186K—not even real exit liquidity. 😭 (🔗 Epic FAIL) Moral of the story? DYOR or become a meme yourself. 📉😂

💰 $LIBRA Scandal Goes Global – Next Stop: Nigeria? Just when you thought the Milei memecoin drama couldn't get wilder… turns out the $LIBRA team was planning a Nigerian expansion too! 🇳🇬🚀 Nigerian officials were in talks for their own Solana-based memecoin 💀 At this rate, which country is next? El Salvador? Vatican City? Maybe "PopeCoin" is already in the works. 😂🔥 However, another "state" memecoin on the Solana blockchain is unlikely to launch due to the Libra scandal.

$LIBRA – Scam or Presidential Degen Strategy? 😂 First, Milei called it a scam and labeled the organizers “dirty rats” 🐀💀. Now, he’s reposting guides on how to buy it 🤣 (wtf?) So, what’s happening? 🤔 🔹 Did he change his mind? 🔹 Didn’t have time to exit? 🔹 Or did he just go full degen mode?

🎭 Two Types of Token Launches That End in Tears 1️⃣ The Overhyped Plays (e.g., CZ’s Dog) 🐕 Everyone sees it coming, liquidity is a warzone, and top snipers feast while retail gets liquidated at light speed. To win, you either need: ✔️ Elite skill & execution OR ✔️ Diamond hands & deep pockets Most have neither. The result? You’re the exit liquidity. 💀 2️⃣ The Copy-Paste Scams (e.g., Trump -> Melania -> Car -> Libra)🚗 Each version is weaker than the last. Liquidity dries up, insiders get greedier, and exit scams get faster. 💡 Biggest opportunity? The first surprise play. 💀 Biggest rug? The 5th iteration that everyone sizes up on. If you can’t spot the sucker at the poker table… well, you’re the liquidity. 😁

👑 Saudi Prince’s Twitter Hacked – Royal Rug Incoming? Hackers have allegedly hijacked the Twitter account of a Saudi Arabian prince and are gearing up to launch yet another "official national memecoin". 🚨💰 (🔗 PeckShield) Because nothing says state-backed finance like a random token drop from a compromised account. At this point, if a world leader tweets a new memecoin, assume it's either a hack or a rug (or both). 😂

🇦🇷 Milei's Crypto Crash: From President to Bagholder? ⚖️ Argentine President Javier Milei is facing fraud charges after shilling $LIBRA, which mooned and then rugged—losing 95% of its value. The lawsuit was filed by lawyers and a former Central Bank head. (The Block) 🔗 Reuters: Argentina’s opposition wants impeachment, claiming Milei promoted a crypto scam. 🧐 Bubblemaps: $LIBRA & $MELANIA were made by the same team—so is this politics, or just the greatest memecoin crossover event in history? 😁 Milei: “I was just spreading free market ideas!” Investors: “Yeah, free for you, expensive for us.” 🥴 From laser eyes to legal liabilities—Milei really took "crypto is the future" a little too literally. 🚀➡️😂

🇦🇷 Argentina’s President rug-pulled all with his own memecoin 💀 Last night, President Javier Milei tweeted about the launch of a new token, $LIBRA. 🚀 The coin skyrocketed to a $4.5B market cap before Milei suddenly deleted his tweet… and, of course, the token crashed instantly. 🫠 His excuse? "Oops, I posted it by accident." Genius. 🤦‍♂️ Other highlights from the chaos: 🔹 A Solayer team member reportedly lost over $2M on $LIBRA. 🔹 Kip Protocol’s team is rumored to have been involved in the token’s creation. 🔥 Twitter is on fire with accusations—grab some popcorn and watch the drama unfold! 🍿

🚀 Broccoli Memecoin Creates Instant Millionaires! The first success stories are rolling in from lucky degens and whales who struck gold on the memecoin inspired by CZ’s dog, Broccoli 🥦🐕. 1️⃣ One trader turned $707 (1 BNB) into $7M, netting a 9,900x return 🤯 2️⃣ A sniper made $27.8M by sniping every Broccoli token and then offloading them smartly using disperse transactions. 💰💨 While most traders got rekt, these guys walked away with millions. Memecoins truly are the Wild West of crypto! 😂

📈 PancakeSwap Rides the Meme Wave! This week, CZ pumped $TST and kicked off the Broccoli meme coin craze, sending traders into full degen mode. While many lost money chasing pumps, the "shovel sellers" made bank. 💰 ✅ For the first time in ages, PancakeSwap surpassed Uniswap in trading volume. ✅ $CAKE surged 100%, while $BNB gained 15%, peaking at $7.20 before cooling off.🚀 Looks like CZ had plenty of time in jail to think about how to milk this meme coin market! 😂

🐶 How CZ’s Dog Sent BNB Flying! It all started when CZ casually mentioned his Belgian Malinois in a tweet. Crypto Twitter immediately lost it—demanding his name, photos, and of course, a meme coin. Sensing the hype, CZ teased the reveal, saying he’d post his dog’s name in a few hours. That was enough for BNB to pump nearly to $720 as traders piled in, expecting a meme coin launch. 🚀 Then, the moment of truth: CZ named his dog… Broccoli. 🥦🐕 But instead of launching a coin, he crushed dreams, saying he’s NOT issuing a meme coin—though he might interact with some community-made ones. Naturally, crypto did what crypto does best—within hours, dozens of BroccoliCoins sprouted across BNB Chain, Solana, and beyond, with market caps soaring into the tens of millions. 💰 So let's be real—if this hype keeps up, a Broccoli-themed token will end up on Binance sooner or later. 😂

😂 Trump Memecoins Struck Again – But This Time, It’s a Hack! World Liberty Financial’s co-founder got hacked, and suddenly a fake Trump memecoin appeared, claiming Barron Trump’s endorsement. 🚨 The company rushed to deny everything and warned users not to engage with the scam. Meanwhile, Ivanka Trump already called out a similar scheme last month. At this rate, every Trump family member might get their own memecoin—whether they want it or not. 😆💸