Coin Bureau

🎄 MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM COIN BUREAU! Whether you’re HODLing through the holidays, checking charts between bites, or pretending not to look at your portfolio, we hope you’re enjoying some well-earned downtime. 🎅

🔍 INSIGHT: Bitmine is currently sitting on $3.5B in unrealized losses while accumulating $12.4B worth of ETH. It is two-thirds of the way toward its goal to acquire 5% of Ethereum’s Total supply.

▶️ NEW: Solana treasury firm Upexi filed an S-3 to raise up to $1 BILLION, expanding its balance sheet that currently holds 2 MILLION SOL.

⚡️ JUST IN: Kyrgyzstan’s stablecoin KGST, backed 1:1 by the Kyrgyz som, has been listed on Binance.

🔍 INSIGHT: Argentina's poverty rate has fallen from 52.9% to 27.5% under President Javier Milei’s libertarian reforms. Leading the West in crypto adoption by population, citizens are increasingly turning to BTC & stables for financial stability

⚡️ BREAKING: Whale deposits into Binance plunge by nearly 50% from $7.9B to $3.9B.

🚀 RUSSIA'S TOP STOCK EXCHANGES READY TO LAUNCH CRYPTO TRADING IN 2026! Russia’s leading stock exchanges, Moscow Exchange (MOEX) and Saint Petersburg Exchange (SPB), are planning to launch cryptocurrency trading in 2026

🚨LASTPASS TO PAY UP TO $24M AFTER DATA BREACH LAWSUIT LastPass agreed to pay $8.2 MILLION to settle data-protection claims, plus up to $16.25 MILLION for crypto loss reimbursements.

🪩 Pudgy Penguins Is Live On the Las Vegas Sphere!

🚨FRIDAY GAMMMA FLUSH COULD BREAK BTC'S $85K–$90K RANGE Analyst James Van Straten says Bitcoin may stay between $85K–$90K until options expiry, with $415 MILLION in dealer gamma (67% of exposure) rolling off by Dec 26, potentially triggering a volatile move.

🚨BULLISH: STABLECOIN MARKET CAP CONTINUES TO CLIMB TO NEW ALL-TIME HIGHS

ℹ️ UPDATE: Santa rally to $95K would trigger over $5.8 billion in BTC short liquidations.

⚠️ BTC has never sustained prices below its electrical cost of production.

🚨 SOL ONCHAIN VOLUME BEATS BINANCE + BYBIT FOR THIRD STRAIGHT MONTH

🚨 PREDICTION MARKETS BREAK $4B IN WEEKLY VOLUME Prediction markets recorded their first $4B week, highlighting growing participation and deepening liquidity across the sector. Last week, these markets saw over 13M transactions, around 285K active users, and ~$700M in open interest.

🚨 XRP ETFs EXTEND HOT STREAK! XRP ETFs recorded $8.19M in net inflows in the latest session, lifting total ETF-held assets to $1.25B

👀 ASIA BUYS THE DIP WHILE THE WEST SELLS Session-level data shows persistent BTC selling during US and EU trading hours, keeping prices pressured, while Asian markets steadily accumulate on dips.