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📈Coinbase Launches Perpetual Futures Trading in the U.S. 🧾Coinbase now offers CFTC-regulated perpetual futures for BTC and ETH to eligible U.S. users. 💥Traders can access nano BTC-PERP and ETH-PERP with up to 10× leverage via Coinbase Financial Markets accounts. ⏳Unlike traditional futures, these contracts don’t expire monthly—they run for up to five years. 💸Fees start as low as 0.02%, boosting capital efficiency and exposure for experienced traders. 🌍This aligns the U.S. product with Coinbase’s global platform, where perpetuals drive ~90% of trading volume. ⚠️But heads up—leverage means higher risk. Coinbase reminds users to trade responsibly.

🇺🇸Telegram Drops TON Wallet for U.S. Users 💸Crypto just got native—Telegram is now rolling out its self-custodial TON Wallet to 87M users in the U.S. ✔️No extra apps. No logins. Just send, swap, stake, and manage crypto right inside your chats. 🪙Backed by the TON blockchain, the wallet supports stablecoins, tokens, swaps, and even lets you buy crypto with zero fees via MoonPay. 🔐Private keys stay yours—split-key backups link to your Telegram + email for smoother onboarding without sacrificing security. 🌍After 100M+ activations worldwide, this U.S. launch signals a bold move to rival Cash App and Coinbase—without becoming a bank. 🚀Telegram’s play? Make crypto as easy as messaging. And it's working.

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🚀Kaito Unveils Capital Launchpad: Crowdfunding Gets a Reputation Upgrade 🧠No more FOMO rush—Capital Launchpad allocates spots based on rep, region, on-chain creds, and long-term alignment. 🌍Projects must reveal key deets (valuation, raise goals, vesting) ahead of two launch phases. 📅KYC kicked off on July 22, powered by Persona for full compliance. 💰Fees? Sent back to the community via gKAITO. 🤝It’s crowdfunding with brains—designed for aligned backers, not just fastest fingers.

🐶From Pork to Pump: Bit Origin Drops $9.9M on Dogecoin 🥓China’s former pork giant Bit Origin just went full meme—buying 40.5M DOGE for $9.9M at $0.24 avg. 💸The move is part of a $500M raise (shares + debt) to build its digital asset treasury. 🚀CEO says $DOGE is near an “inflection point” for micropayments—thanks to dev action and growing big-money interest. 🔄The company ditched pork in 2021, rebranded in 2022, and now it’s all-in on crypto. 🐳Caveat: $DOGE is still whale-dominated... but Bit Origin’s back on the menu—this time with coins, not chops.

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⚖️“Libra Clause” Targets Big Tech in Stablecoin Crackdown 🕙The new GENIUS Act just dropped a bomb on Big Tech’s stablecoin dreams. 🚫It bans tech giants and banks from dominating the stablecoin market—looking right at you, Meta. ➡️Both banks & non-banks must spin up separate entities to issue stablecoins, avoiding monopoly risks. 📉Yield-bearing stablecoins? Also getting clipped—could push big players toward DeFi for returns. 🎙️Circle’s Dante Disparte calls it the “Libra clause”—a direct shot at Meta’s failed digital dollar play. 👀Regulators aren't just watching now—they’ve got veto power.

🧠CryptoPunks Lead NFT Comeback with $14.7M Surge 🚀NFT market popped off Monday—+20% in one day, total cap jumping from $5.1B to $6.3B. ✔️CryptoPunks stole the spotlight with a 14% floor price boost and $14.7M in daily sales. 🧹A fresh wallet (0x1bb3) swept 45 Punks for 2,082 ETH (~$5.87M) in hours. 📈That wallet now flexes $6.5M+ in Punk loot on OpenSea. 🔥$ETH NFTs are alive and kicking again—and Punks are back in charge.

👀Alon Cohen Teases Possible $PUMP Airdrop 📢Crypto KOL Downsin Jerome claims a $PUMP airdrop is dropping July 24, 15:00 UTC—for active Solana wallets. 💬Jerome says it’s official, quoting Pump.fun co-founder Alon Cohen. 🌀Alon’s response? A gif of B.O.B. from Monsters vs. Aliens awkwardly shifting his eye 👁️👁️ 🧠No confirmation, no denial—but CT’s reading between the pixels. 🪂With 330K+ views on the post, everyone’s watching July 24 like hawks.

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👀$ETH is eyeing $4k, still having small pumps and overall being +25% in the last 7 days.

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📲Shinhan Bank Adds Crypto Tools to SOL App 🏦South Korea’s Shinhan Bank is jumping deeper into crypto. ✔️Their $SOL smartphone app now offers real-time price tracking for major crypto assets. 📚Also dropping beginner-friendly guides to help new investors get started. 🚀Big move from TradFi—crypto is officially going mainstream in Korea.

🇺🇸$TRUMP Token Wobbles Ahead of $2B Unlock 📉TRUMP's up 9.8% this week, but still lagging behind Solana memecoins like Bonk, Pudgy, Fartcoin & Popcat (+20%+). 🧨Why? A massive $2B token unlock drops Friday—102% of float—mostly going to Trump-controlled wallets. 💸That unlock could add $100M to Trump’s net worth, now pushing $6.5B. 🤑Whales are buying the dip—holdings rose from 5.72M to 5.95M tokens. 🤝Justin Sun says he’s eyeing another $100M TRUMP buy—he’s the biggest holder after The Donald.

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